Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 2:51:24 pm PST #2348 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Alicia :A few of the folks I know insist on calling me goth, because I usually wear black, and listen to much of the same music (with notable exceptions, Cocteau Twins make me yack) but I don't know that I really have the soul of a goth.

I don't think about how pretty dead things are, and hang out in graveyards enough.

But I do own a black leather corset, so, maybe I'm just confused.

Aimée : Alicia, it sounds like you are bi-gothical. Or goth-curious.


DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 2:57:10 pm PST #2349 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In natter 8:

Brenda M. - Erika, I totally do this. I've been on planes before and thought "no way can this plane crash with my apartment looking the way it does right now. No way in hell."

billytea - So your ideal plane crash would involve a nosedive directly into your apartment?

"This is your captain. All engines have failed. I must ask all of you to assume crash positions."

"AIM FOR THE DRESSER!!"


Sean K - Feb 07, 2003 3:16:58 pm PST #2350 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In response to Java Cat's COMM-ing a series of posts involving bigotry and msbelle's ass above (COMM #2342) -- I don't remember what billytea said, but I do know that *I* said:

Msbelle, I would only ever say nice things about your ass.

I felt that needed to be included for the COMM to be complete.


Theodosia - Feb 07, 2003 3:18:04 pm PST #2351 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ed beat me to it.


jengod - Feb 07, 2003 3:47:13 pm PST #2352 of 10000

BHP, vaguely vaguely spoilery for Angel: It would help if Boreanaz could carry a tune in a wheelbarrow.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 3:58:14 pm PST #2353 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Sean K.: No, no, no, no.

Sorry, I seemed to have lost the concise communication skills here.

Aimée - Boromir is very dead. Not partially dead, not mostly dead, not "he might come back" dead. He's "look through his pockets for loose change" dead.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 3:58:46 pm PST #2354 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 07, 2003 4:08:01 pm PST #2355 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't know whether it's original or not, but Jess' tag

"Seeking a new precious, someone to take long walks through fiery marshes, help heal massive burn wounds from Mt. Doom. Must enjoy sushi and strange hacking noises. Nasty, thieving hobbitses need not apply."

is cracking me up every time I look at it.


Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 5:49:18 pm PST #2356 of 10000
Not javachik

billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.


DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 6:45:44 pm PST #2357 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor in Natter, regarding a friend's D&D campaign:

Reminds me of a friend's campaign (recounted to me by half of the people there, repeatedly. For years.)

GM: Okay. The party comes across a gazebo.

Player #1: (Earnestly) I disbelieve the gazebo!

G.M.: (incredulous) It's... a gazebo.

Player #1: Ok. Than I attack the gazebo with my long sword.

Player #2: Dude. It's a gazebo.

Player #1: It's Ok. I've got bonuses.

G.M.: (exasperated) The gazebo attacks and eats you in one gulp.