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Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Sean K - Feb 07, 2003 3:16:58 pm PST #2350 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In response to Java Cat's COMM-ing a series of posts involving bigotry and msbelle's ass above (COMM #2342) -- I don't remember what billytea said, but I do know that *I* said:

Msbelle, I would only ever say nice things about your ass.

I felt that needed to be included for the COMM to be complete.

Theodosia - Feb 07, 2003 3:18:04 pm PST #2351 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ed beat me to it.

jengod - Feb 07, 2003 3:47:13 pm PST #2352 of 10000

BHP, vaguely vaguely spoilery for Angel: It would help if Boreanaz could carry a tune in a wheelbarrow.

Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 3:58:14 pm PST #2353 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Sean K.: No, no, no, no.

Sorry, I seemed to have lost the concise communication skills here.

Aimée - Boromir is very dead. Not partially dead, not mostly dead, not "he might come back" dead. He's "look through his pockets for loose change" dead.

Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 3:58:46 pm PST #2354 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."

Rebecca Lizard - Feb 07, 2003 4:08:01 pm PST #2355 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't know whether it's original or not, but Jess' tag

"Seeking a new precious, someone to take long walks through fiery marshes, help heal massive burn wounds from Mt. Doom. Must enjoy sushi and strange hacking noises. Nasty, thieving hobbitses need not apply."

is cracking me up every time I look at it.

Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 5:49:18 pm PST #2356 of 10000

Not javachik

billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.

DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 6:45:44 pm PST #2357 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor in Natter, regarding a friend's D&D campaign:

Reminds me of a friend's campaign (recounted to me by half of the people there, repeatedly. For years.)

GM: Okay. The party comes across a gazebo.

Player #1: (Earnestly) I disbelieve the gazebo!

G.M.: (incredulous) It's... a gazebo.

Player #1: Ok. Than I attack the gazebo with my long sword.

Player #2: Dude. It's a gazebo.

Player #1: It's Ok. I've got bonuses.

G.M.: (exasperated) The gazebo attacks and eats you in one gulp.

billytea - Feb 07, 2003 6:57:14 pm PST #2358 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.

Pfft. You'd let a little thing like 650 posts stop you?

Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:29:08 pm PST #2359 of 10000

Not javachik

Thanks! It's there now.

Ed beat me to it.

Sorry for the natter, but who's Ed? ShawnK?

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