flea:
An old roommate of mine named her car after me. It was a brown Lincoln town car, or something equally hello? You think I am a brown schmoozemobile?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty - Sep 18, 2002 9:14:34 pm PDT #23 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 18, 2002 11:28:26 pm PDT #24 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Jilli:
My first name is from Stranger in a Strange Land. My late teen years were spent shouting at geeky boys "You do NOT grok me! And NO, I will NOT share water with you! Go away!"
(Edited 'cos I'm spacey and forgot "u" wasn't a quick-edit option.)
P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2002 1:11:08 am PDT #25 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Randomly, I buy Dawn washing up liquid because it's the only detergent named after a Buffy character.
I imagine it saying "get out, get out GET OUT!" to the bacon fat on my plates...
JohnH, large with the funny.
Angus G - Sep 19, 2002 2:02:45 am PDT #26 of 10000
Roguish Laird
I'm slashdamaged now so when the portentous v.o. says: "Two men in love... [long pause] with the same woman" I just presume they're angling for the slash.
Hec in Natter. (Slashdamaged people are dangerous. They know they can contrive.)
Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2002 2:16:05 am PDT #27 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L.: I'm gonna haunt Elena.
Elena: Please, like you don't already. {cues soft music and vaseline lens; walks along deserted beach, longing and loss expressed in my sea-blue-green eyes and perfect rosebud mouth, long silken hair tossed by the cruel wind, salt spray disguising tears}
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Am I the only one who thinks fancy pants blow job every time I read the name Tony Head? -- Burrell
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2002 7:34:19 am PDT #28 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
?: I'm gonna haunt Elena.
The question mark is me.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 19, 2002 8:58:05 am PDT #29 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Theodosia:
FWIW, I've heard that the common Roman house dog wasn't a mastiff, it was a dog more similar to those tiny Italian greyhounds (scientific breeding hadn't been invented for dogs yet, so your dog was pretty much whatever the type of dog was for your area). So the "cave canem" was more like "Don't step on the dog!!!"
DXMachina - Sep 19, 2002 9:07:54 am PDT #30 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nutley:
Okay, I was having mad fantasies of Connor betraying both of his dads, and locking them into a closet together with nerf bats. But perhaps I am strange and bloodthirsty.
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2002 10:11:10 am PDT #31 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ita:
That is *not* coffee. That's ... that's ... that's not even on the fetish charts.
Theodosia - Sep 19, 2002 10:15:42 am PDT #32 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
msbelle:
I recognize that there is good coffee and superior coffee, I just don't think I can taste the difference unless you give me extremes like folger's instant vs. hand crushed virgin organic coffee grown in the magical forest of coffeedom and brewed with the tears of the gods.