heh, Meara :) I posted before Jess replied.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Vortex - Feb 05, 2003 1:33:02 pm PST #2277 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2003 2:08:52 pm PST #2278 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
lauramb: Um, well, I'm ignoring the obvious visual there. Beyond that, just wondering what else a Magic Joss Ball would say. Grr?
TonyG:...Ask ME later?
Theodosia - Feb 05, 2003 2:16:08 pm PST #2279 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
juliana (I think), in response to "ordinary feral blackberry":
This gave me mental pictures of packs of previously domesticated blackberries slipping their leashes and roving the neighborhood, overturning tartlet pans and leaving stains wherever they roam.
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 05, 2003 3:01:08 pm PST #2280 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
erikaj:
My dad used to put my name into "Alice's Restaurant" all the time. I loved it but I thought he wrote it which confused me later.
Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 5:17:28 pm PST #2281 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Commed not for the setup, but for the spike.
Me: I remember reading in college about this appalling study done on, I think, the Orkneys, where it became clear that female orgasm was damned near unknown, as was anything but male-superior sex. (The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)
FayJay: ....a whole month? Holy cow, you Americans really do take foreplay seriously. Props to you.
t /abruptly aware of inadequacies of British menfolk.
Kate P. - Feb 05, 2003 8:54:27 pm PST #2282 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In the Music thread:
Daisy: I'm surprised that no one here has mentioned Courtney Love being arrested in London.
Fred Pete: There was a story on the radio about that this morning. Basically, she was arrested for a ruckus with the first-class crew aboard a Virgin Airlines flight to London. The announcer then expressed shock at actually saying "Courtney Love," "class," and "Virgin" in the same sentence.
Reema - Feb 05, 2003 9:52:58 pm PST #2283 of 10000
I say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.
Angel, slight spoilers:
DXMachina: We've had Othello and Oedipus. What other plays start with O?
Matt the Bruins fan: Oh, Calcutta?
Alibelle - Feb 05, 2003 9:55:59 pm PST #2284 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Oklahoma!?
Kate P. - Feb 05, 2003 10:55:27 pm PST #2285 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
From Dude, Where's My Precious?
Jars: Ah, Judge Judy. Her word is law. And so my crisis is over. Is there anything she can't do? Apart from reach products on the high shelves?
Aimee: Bris. She can't do a bris.
MechaKrelboyne: Reach products on shelves of moderate height? Throw her little hammer at people? Figure Prominently in Slash?
Kathy Astrom: ....AAAAnd, we're back on topic.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2003 11:19:15 pm PST #2286 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: Working on resume. How does one write, "gets money from deadbeats without use of smacking around"?
Hil R.: "Excellent people skills."