billytea:
For my own part, I now refuse to open any suspicious packages until they've been passed through the digestive tract of a vulture.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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billytea:
For my own part, I now refuse to open any suspicious packages until they've been passed through the digestive tract of a vulture.
Dori in Buffy NAFDA, might be or might not be spoilery:
I'm perfectly willing to see Riley. Huge Riley fan, here. But Mary Sue Finn--she needs to be squashed into jelly and spread on toast.
Not spoilery.
Wolfram, in Buffy NAFDA:
I've never heard of YIVO, does it record shows for you with yiddish captions?
And t gleep!
Okay, is it a good sign or a bad sign that I've been COMMed on my first day of posting?
Be afraid, Dori, be very afraid.
Just kidding! It's an honor!
You may have set a record, Dori.
Paul, in Buffy (& spoilers for the movie The Ring. I deleted his inline parenthetical spoiler warning):
Hey, I'm being taunted, so I taunt in turn. It's like the whole videotape thing; either you pass it along, or Riley, Dawn, the slayerettes and Adam come out of your TV and choke you all together.
amyth in Smallville
This is the third week in a row that Clark owes Lex a big chocolate apology cake and blow job.
spoiler fonted, but don't even know if you could be spoiled for Smallville since it's predictable.
Life in LA isn't complete without televised car chases, even slow ones.
ALLYSON (in Natter):
On the top of my screen it says, BREAKING NEWS.
On the bottom it says, RECORDED EARLIER.
They drove through a movie set.
GLEEBO:
Was it the movie set for "Fast and The Furious 2" because that would be just funny.
KAT:
No. More like a movie called Slow and Mildly Irate.
GLEEBO:
Oh, you mean Biker Boyz?
Gleebo:
I never knew Michael Vartan was so picky when it came to ketchup. Just like me and peanut butter. Too bad i hate his character with a firey passion and wish his death each week.