Mal ,'The Train Job'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Literary:
Bronto Smackdown
Nutty: Cutest typo in a Literary thread ever. I'm sitting here imagining Jane Eyre as a giant, long-necked dinosaur bashing in the skulls of other dinosaurs to proclaim herself Queen! Queen of the primordial swamp!!
Pmoon: Reader, I trampled him.
Nuffy:
I don't like Hardy, although it's not that I can't read him. I just want to feed him Prozac and give him puppies. Which, when you're at that stage that your psychoanalysis of the author gets in the way of your reading his book? Is an issue.
sarameg:
For cheering up everyone who needs it:
A bloodhound by the name of Bluebell wandered into my reasonably large officebuilding.
She was a little freaked out and tried to hide under a low keyboard table. Um.
But she calmed down and eventually they got her owners on the phone. Owner1 was walking her in the dogpark nearby and she went zzzziiiiip!
Wonder if her thought process was something like this:
Oooooh faaaaast ! t flopping ears and jowls
Ooooh! Look! Door!
I go in those!
And there is another! And another! And....
mooommmmeeeeee!
billytea:
For my own part, I now refuse to open any suspicious packages until they've been passed through the digestive tract of a vulture.
Dori in Buffy NAFDA, might be or might not be spoilery:
I'm perfectly willing to see Riley. Huge Riley fan, here. But Mary Sue Finn--she needs to be squashed into jelly and spread on toast.
Not spoilery.
Wolfram, in Buffy NAFDA:
I've never heard of YIVO, does it record shows for you with yiddish captions?
And t gleep!
Okay, is it a good sign or a bad sign that I've been COMMed on my first day of posting?
Be afraid, Dori, be very afraid.
Just kidding! It's an honor!
You may have set a record, Dori.
Paul, in Buffy (& spoilers for the movie The Ring. I deleted his inline parenthetical spoiler warning):
Hey, I'm being taunted, so I taunt in turn. It's like the whole videotape thing; either you pass it along, or Riley, Dawn, the slayerettes and Adam come out of your TV and choke you all together.