meara:It is NOT a bottle of vodka, it is an oversized expression of my faux manhood!
I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Feb 03, 2003 1:25:28 pm PST #2252 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2003 2:51:07 pm PST #2253 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Of Allyson, by Allyson, for us all...
1. How did Allyson get that glorious shiner?
a) Defending Fury's honor...again. b) Barfight with artemis this weekend. c) Talking smack about Justin in earshot of a Popgurl. d) Blindsided by own car door while trying to navigate side of mountain in heels and not squish breakfast banana.
2. The Loreal highlighting kit promised "cool Praline tones," yet Allyson was horrified to find her hair now has orange streaks. What should she do now?
a) Buy a teasing comb and apply for residence in a local trailer park. b) Stuff *** into acid washed stretch jeans and cruise down Sunset blasting Poison's first album. c) Buzz cuts are all the rage for women careening towards thirty. d) Hope that mixture of Prell and baking soda tones it down before some dude with a mullet and Joey Buttafucco cowbow boots proposes marraige.
3) Allyson is shopping this weekend for an outfit for the PBP. What will go best with a shiner and orange hair?
a) Prom dress with butt bow and petticoats, preferrably in metallic pink. b) LA Gear high top sneakers and a belted shirt dress. c) A meat bikini d) Duct tape, ala Wendy O. Williams, god rest her soul.
Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2003 10:48:32 am PST #2254 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ellen S: It wasn't until I went to the Redneck Riviera that I realized that the ocean was something people went into willing for enjoyment instead of for purposes of Presbyterian self-mortification.
Theodosia - Feb 04, 2003 11:54:31 am PST #2255 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erikaj:
I think the last decision I made easily was "Paper or Plastic?"
Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2003 12:09:34 pm PST #2256 of 10000
brillig
Schmoker, in Buffy:
If I could spell it, I'd call you boobalah.
Jesse - Feb 04, 2003 12:37:51 pm PST #2257 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
kat perez, in Natter:
Actually, I want all the Buffistas on the island where we could have F2F's any time we wanted and I could wear my wedding dress on odd numbered days that were multiples of three and get a copy made in white leather and wear that one on even numbered days not ending in 2. And the rest of the time, I'd just be nekkid.
Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 12:45:16 pm PST #2258 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
In Literary:
Bronto Smackdown
Nutty: Cutest typo in a Literary thread ever. I'm sitting here imagining Jane Eyre as a giant, long-necked dinosaur bashing in the skulls of other dinosaurs to proclaim herself Queen! Queen of the primordial swamp!!
Pmoon: Reader, I trampled him.
Theodosia - Feb 04, 2003 1:20:19 pm PST #2259 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nuffy:
I don't like Hardy, although it's not that I can't read him. I just want to feed him Prozac and give him puppies. Which, when you're at that stage that your psychoanalysis of the author gets in the way of your reading his book? Is an issue.
Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2003 4:13:38 pm PST #2260 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg:
For cheering up everyone who needs it:
A bloodhound by the name of Bluebell wandered into my reasonably large officebuilding.
She was a little freaked out and tried to hide under a low keyboard table. Um.
But she calmed down and eventually they got her owners on the phone. Owner1 was walking her in the dogpark nearby and she went zzzziiiiip!
Wonder if her thought process was something like this:
Oooooh faaaaast ! t flopping ears and jowls
Ooooh! Look! Door!
I go in those!
And there is another! And another! And....
mooommmmeeeeee!
Atropa - Feb 04, 2003 4:19:12 pm PST #2261 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
billytea:
For my own part, I now refuse to open any suspicious packages until they've been passed through the digestive tract of a vulture.