Mal ,'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Emily:
Good lord. Amazon.de is trying to sell me "Songs from Ally McBeal." This is deeply wrong, on a wrongness scale which ranges from "hey, does that picture seem unlevel to you?" through "Ha! Embryos don't have gills, therefore evolution is clearly false!" to the Marianas-trench-like work of Rev. Phelps.
Shawn in Natter:
Incidentally I told my stylist I was trying to Get Some tonight, so he'd work extra hard on my hair. I was lying, but I think it did make him more determined to sex my head up.
"oh the elfmanity"
Took me a second to realize this wasn't a Danny Elfman reference...
I'm sure it's horribly poor form to put one of my own posts here, but the context is needed for the comment DavidS made that put COMM:
Me:
Sorry, Sean. Affleck is impossibly hot.
Hey, I'm not saying the guy's not hot. I'd give up a nut to look like Affleck.
I'm just saying my toe jam can act circles around him.
DavidS:
"Sean's Toejam IS Daredevil!"
Snarking in Angel:
Unknown: There is no nuance, or menace, in platform shoes.
Betsy: Tell it to Elton John.
(The unknown there is Allyson, I think.)
New lows in programming, from Firefly:
ita: Once you have a female spy, you're either going to have a male or a female handler. There aren't many options.
Allyson: I hear that's the premise of the new Mr. Ed series. The horse is going to be the handler for the female spy. They eventually fall in love, of course of course.
Sue: The Mr. Ed & Catherine The Great Show? He's a talking horse. She rules Russia with an iron fist. Together they commit unspeakable acts AND fight crime!!
billytea responding to Penny B in natter
I think I still am a conservative deep down - at least by global standards - but something about the Bush Dynasty gets under my fingernails like so much bamboo.
Hee. "Eaten by pandas" would be such a surreal end to a Presidency.
In Bitches:
Steph, in post 1776:
Rio has *ruined* me. I just got off IM with Trudy by saying "Good night, FUCKO!"
Billytea:
Nothing says "Declaration of Independence" quite so eloquently.
MechaKrelboyne:
Now see, I'm supposed to mock and revere? At the same time? Again with the pink? Glitter? Glitter?!?!!
This calls for more punctuation than I've ever used before ...