MechaKrelboyne:
Now see, I'm supposed to mock and revere? At the same time? Again with the pink? Glitter? Glitter?!?!!
This calls for more punctuation than I've ever used before ...
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Jan 28, 2003 11:21:26 pm PST #2162 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Theodosia - Jan 29, 2003 5:18:05 am PST #2163 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
plasmo, in Natter:
Is anyone here subscribed to Tony Alessandra's self help emails "52 weeks - free!!", promoting his book? I don't know how I got on the list, but after the initial annoyance, they've become quite amusing. The titles are always long so you'll have one like "The best things in life aren't thin" which turns out to read "The best things in life aren't things". Very disapointing. The most recent mail is "Try delaying procrastination" - I don't think I'll open that one.
Dana - Jan 29, 2003 7:48:49 am PST #2164 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty, in Buffy, on the relative cheese factor of certain movies (non-spoily):
Okay. Quick lesson for the cheese-impaired:
Dragons == cheese
Lucifer == cheese
Christopher Walken, especially if he's doing a tap-dance striptease atop a pool table == cheese *
Lustworthy critters unnecessarily taking off portions of their clothing == cheese
Watching a dying Michael Keaton get shaved != cheese.
* Exception to the Christopher Walken rule: The Deerslayer != cheese. Actually, The Deerslayer == nightmares.
Nilly - Jan 29, 2003 7:53:41 am PST #2165 of 10000
Swouncing
Cindy in Natter:
I wish I was handy. A neighborhood woman taught me to knit when I was a child, but she never showed me how to tie anything off. I am only capable of making the world's longest scarf for punk-style people who'd like to leave the needle in the scarf.
The image it creates in my brain is priceless.
Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:41:43 am PST #2166 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Erikaj:
Bush has advocated hydrogen-power cars. Wouldn't they explode? (not very scientific.)
Cause I'm like picturing my hypothetical children getting all excited about the 2020 Hindenburg With the exploding third seat, from Chrysler.
Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:44:56 am PST #2167 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Brenda: Last summer I got rid of a lot of my larger clothes and stuff. Then I put on tons of weight.
Jilli: One of the Greatest Hits of the Body Image Demons! Now with added volume and reverb! Bonus tracks include You Have Horrible Skin, OhMyGod this Outfit Makes You Look Huge, and the classic party hit You Should Never Leave the House Again. Now playing off and on in someone's head near you!
Steph L. - Jan 29, 2003 9:57:25 am PST #2168 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Betsy, that aforementioned Bitch was Brenda M.
Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:57:49 am PST #2169 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?
Nilly - Jan 29, 2003 9:58:00 am PST #2170 of 10000
Swouncing
Cindy defining the end of an ME show in Bureaucracy:
I stay tuned 'til the Grrr Argh guy sings
Steph L. - Jan 29, 2003 10:02:51 am PST #2171 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?
D'oh. And here I thought you were forgetful, when you were really being thoughtful.