Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
plasmo, in Natter:
Is anyone here subscribed to Tony Alessandra's self help emails "52 weeks - free!!", promoting his book? I don't know how I got on the list, but after the initial annoyance, they've become quite amusing. The titles are always long so you'll have one like "The best things in life aren't thin" which turns out to read "The best things in life aren't things". Very disapointing. The most recent mail is "Try delaying procrastination" - I don't think I'll open that one.
Nutty, in Buffy, on the relative cheese factor of certain movies (non-spoily):
Okay. Quick lesson for the cheese-impaired:
Dragons == cheese
Lucifer == cheese
Christopher Walken, especially if he's doing a tap-dance striptease atop a pool table == cheese *
Lustworthy critters unnecessarily taking off portions of their clothing == cheese
Watching a dying Michael Keaton get shaved != cheese.
* Exception to the Christopher Walken rule: The Deerslayer != cheese. Actually, The Deerslayer == nightmares.
Cindy in Natter:
I wish I was handy. A neighborhood woman taught me to knit when I was a child, but she never showed me how to tie anything off. I am only capable of making the world's longest scarf for punk-style people who'd like to leave the needle in the scarf.
The image it creates in my brain is priceless.
Erikaj:
Bush has advocated hydrogen-power cars. Wouldn't they explode? (not very scientific.)
Cause I'm like picturing my hypothetical children getting all excited about the 2020 Hindenburg With the exploding third seat, from Chrysler.
Brenda: Last summer I got rid of a lot of my larger clothes and stuff. Then I put on tons of weight.
Jilli: One of the Greatest Hits of the Body Image Demons! Now with added volume and reverb! Bonus tracks include You Have Horrible Skin, OhMyGod this Outfit Makes You Look Huge, and the classic party hit You Should Never Leave the House Again. Now playing off and on in someone's head near you!
Betsy, that aforementioned Bitch was Brenda M.
I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?
Cindy defining the end of an ME show in Bureaucracy:
I stay tuned 'til the Grrr Argh guy sings
I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?
D'oh. And here I thought you were forgetful, when you were really being thoughtful.
msbelle, in Natter:
I need to out my self as a dork. A while ago Nutty said:
Let's talk about cheese
so of course I've been singing
Let's talk about cheese, baby
Let's talk about soft aged brie
Let's talk about cheddar, muenster, gouda and Ha. var. ti.