Wash ,'War Stories'
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(Why did I think Java was a man when I wrote that? I knew she wasn't and yet, for that brief moment...I'm insane.)
You are? I hadn't noticed. t /sarcasm
By the way, I think that the gender confusion tends to make it funnier, if anything. I'd leave it, with Betsy's note attatched. But then, my sense of humour is strange.
connie neil, in The Great Write Way:
Nothing says Happy Author like hanging your main character.
(Have edited, to add Consuela setting it up, and to mention that Java is not, in fact, a man)
erikaj in Literary, re James Joyce:
I've not read him in any knowledgeable way, Connie. Cried through "portrait of the Artist" in school and was like "Words! Pretty!" with Ulysses. It's like how I know classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
ita in Angel:
I hate when unmenacing people wave weapons.
shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:
I do accept bribes to correct things on the random quote generator.
Note: A good bribe will not involve pledging me your first-born child, unless your first-born child is a legal adult and pretty.
Rio in Natter:
It is a good time to give some food to me.
From Natter: (I think the attributions are correct)...
John H.:
custard tart with sour cherries
Jesse:
Oh my holy god YUM.
John H.:
Oh yeah. When people eat a slice they get a faraway look on their face and you have to wave your hand in front of their eyes to get their attention.
The custard is very sweet, the cherries are very sour. Either one on their own would be almost too much, but together? It's like Joss Whedon wrote this tart...
shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:
Wolfram just wants to point out that it was Wolfram who pointed it out to Wolfram. I don't really have a point.
Deena's children in Bitches :
Spawn1 = Nick, 17 years old and believes he owns the world and all in it. Hypnotizes most teenage girls and a few guys with his guitar playing and, ahem, singing. Favorite words - "I'm sorry! I forgot!"
Spawn2 = Kara, 16 months old and believes she owns the world, her parents, and all that she can see. Hypnotizes grandparently types with her cute smile and her new skill, teeth gnashing. Favorite words: "weawy, weawy?", "poop!", "'top it!", "yeah, yeah, yeah", "MmmmMmmm."
Spawn3 = Aidan, Due any day now and believes he owns my bladder and likes to bounce off of it regularly! Hypnotizes everyone who sees my stomach ripple when he does a perfect flip. Favorite words: "Crimeny kid, STOP that!"
Oh, those are mine.