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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Shell - Jan 24, 2003 1:44:24 pm PST #2095 of 10000

shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:

I do accept bribes to correct things on the random quote generator.

Note: A good bribe will not involve pledging me your first-born child, unless your first-born child is a legal adult and pretty.

jengod - Jan 24, 2003 2:12:57 pm PST #2096 of 10000

Rio in Natter:

It is a good time to give some food to me.

Dana - Jan 24, 2003 2:29:11 pm PST #2097 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

From Natter: (I think the attributions are correct)...

John H.:

custard tart with sour cherries

Jesse:

Oh my holy god YUM.

John H.:

Oh yeah. When people eat a slice they get a faraway look on their face and you have to wave your hand in front of their eyes to get their attention.

The custard is very sweet, the cherries are very sour. Either one on their own would be almost too much, but together? It's like Joss Whedon wrote this tart...

Wolfram - Jan 24, 2003 2:32:37 pm PST #2098 of 10000
Visilurking

shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:

Wolfram just wants to point out that it was Wolfram who pointed it out to Wolfram. I don't really have a point.

Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2003 2:48:20 pm PST #2099 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena's children in Bitches :

Spawn1 = Nick, 17 years old and believes he owns the world and all in it. Hypnotizes most teenage girls and a few guys with his guitar playing and, ahem, singing. Favorite words - "I'm sorry! I forgot!"

Spawn2 = Kara, 16 months old and believes she owns the world, her parents, and all that she can see. Hypnotizes grandparently types with her cute smile and her new skill, teeth gnashing. Favorite words: "weawy, weawy?", "poop!", "'top it!", "yeah, yeah, yeah", "MmmmMmmm."

Spawn3 = Aidan, Due any day now and believes he owns my bladder and likes to bounce off of it regularly! Hypnotizes everyone who sees my stomach ripple when he does a perfect flip. Favorite words: "Crimeny kid, STOP that!"

Oh, those are mine.

Penny B. - Jan 24, 2003 4:09:25 pm PST #2100 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy Hanes Perry in Natter

The headline says my President wants to gird me for war.

I don't want to be girded. Especially by a guy I'm not married to. Who probably doesn't even know my baldric size.

Miracleman - Jan 24, 2003 6:21:52 pm PST #2101 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, hell, I've never done it before...

NUMBERSLUT!

Cindy - Jan 24, 2003 6:25:35 pm PST #2102 of 10000
Nobody

They say you never forget your first time.

Connie Neil - Jan 24, 2003 6:40:38 pm PST #2103 of 10000
brillig

MiracleMan's first time. wiping away a tear Our little boy's all grown up now.

Miracleman - Jan 24, 2003 6:56:23 pm PST #2104 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I...I thought I'd feel different, but somehow...I don't.

How disappointing.

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