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Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2003 2:48:20 pm PST #2099 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena's children in Bitches :

Spawn1 = Nick, 17 years old and believes he owns the world and all in it. Hypnotizes most teenage girls and a few guys with his guitar playing and, ahem, singing. Favorite words - "I'm sorry! I forgot!"

Spawn2 = Kara, 16 months old and believes she owns the world, her parents, and all that she can see. Hypnotizes grandparently types with her cute smile and her new skill, teeth gnashing. Favorite words: "weawy, weawy?", "poop!", "'top it!", "yeah, yeah, yeah", "MmmmMmmm."

Spawn3 = Aidan, Due any day now and believes he owns my bladder and likes to bounce off of it regularly! Hypnotizes everyone who sees my stomach ripple when he does a perfect flip. Favorite words: "Crimeny kid, STOP that!"

Oh, those are mine.

Penny B. - Jan 24, 2003 4:09:25 pm PST #2100 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy Hanes Perry in Natter

The headline says my President wants to gird me for war.

I don't want to be girded. Especially by a guy I'm not married to. Who probably doesn't even know my baldric size.

Miracleman - Jan 24, 2003 6:21:52 pm PST #2101 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, hell, I've never done it before...

NUMBERSLUT!

Cindy - Jan 24, 2003 6:25:35 pm PST #2102 of 10000
Nobody

They say you never forget your first time.

Connie Neil - Jan 24, 2003 6:40:38 pm PST #2103 of 10000
brillig

MiracleMan's first time. wiping away a tear Our little boy's all grown up now.

Miracleman - Jan 24, 2003 6:56:23 pm PST #2104 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I...I thought I'd feel different, but somehow...I don't.

How disappointing.

Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2003 6:57:19 pm PST #2105 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

As long as it didn't hurt you should be happy.

Java cat - Jan 24, 2003 7:14:08 pm PST #2106 of 10000
Not javachik

Lit:

Jim Eaton-Terry: Adolescents respond well to glumness. It speaks to the emptiness of their souls, and the lost poetry of their hearts or something. Odious little shits.

nb - present company excepted, natch.

Java cat - Jan 24, 2003 8:21:25 pm PST #2107 of 10000
Not javachik

sarameg: I once drooled on the shoulder of a rather cute & polite marine for several hours stuck on a plane. Middle seat.

Tom Scola - Jan 25, 2003 6:07:40 am PST #2108 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In Farscape:

Cashmere: she's sucked out their best character features!

Matt: It's like she's the personification of badfic writers everywhere!

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