shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:
Wolfram just wants to point out that it was Wolfram who pointed it out to Wolfram. I don't really have a point.
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shrift, in Firefly after the infamous JM confusion when it was pointed out to Wolfram that things can't be changed after they are COMMed:
Wolfram just wants to point out that it was Wolfram who pointed it out to Wolfram. I don't really have a point.
Deena's children in Bitches :
Spawn1 = Nick, 17 years old and believes he owns the world and all in it. Hypnotizes most teenage girls and a few guys with his guitar playing and, ahem, singing. Favorite words - "I'm sorry! I forgot!"
Spawn2 = Kara, 16 months old and believes she owns the world, her parents, and all that she can see. Hypnotizes grandparently types with her cute smile and her new skill, teeth gnashing. Favorite words: "weawy, weawy?", "poop!", "'top it!", "yeah, yeah, yeah", "MmmmMmmm."
Spawn3 = Aidan, Due any day now and believes he owns my bladder and likes to bounce off of it regularly! Hypnotizes everyone who sees my stomach ripple when he does a perfect flip. Favorite words: "Crimeny kid, STOP that!"
Oh, those are mine.
Betsy Hanes Perry in Natter
The headline says my President wants to gird me for war.
I don't want to be girded. Especially by a guy I'm not married to. Who probably doesn't even know my baldric size.
Oh, hell, I've never done it before...
NUMBERSLUT!
They say you never forget your first time.
MiracleMan's first time. wiping away a tear Our little boy's all grown up now.
I...I thought I'd feel different, but somehow...I don't.
How disappointing.
As long as it didn't hurt you should be happy.
Lit:
Jim Eaton-Terry: Adolescents respond well to glumness. It speaks to the emptiness of their souls, and the lost poetry of their hearts or something. Odious little shits.
nb - present company excepted, natch.
sarameg: I once drooled on the shoulder of a rather cute & polite marine for several hours stuck on a plane. Middle seat.