You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Jan 21, 2003 10:07:11 am PST #2010 of 10000
Swouncing

ZoieFinch, in Angel (not spoilery):

We are very efficient with our summers here in Scotland, we can usually fit the whole thing into a single afternoon in July.


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2003 11:48:51 am PST #2011 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Billytea: Apparently there's been a survey done which found that women who were college educated were more likely to enjoy oral sex (both giving and receiving) than were high school dropouts. I can't help but feel there's a great pro-education marketing campaign in there somewhere.

Phill: Here at Yale, we don't prepare you for a blow JOB, but rather an entire blow career.


P.M. Marc - Jan 21, 2003 12:03:38 pm PST #2012 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Deena

I can take them to the hospital and have lots and lots of lovely reading material to distract me during labor.

Am Chau

So long as you remember to send feedback as soon as the baby's asleep.

In fanfic.


Calli - Jan 21, 2003 12:56:50 pm PST #2013 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Phil: in dorms, I learned how to be frustrated and listen to all my friends shtupping like the finale to a guided tour of larry flint's id.


erinaceous - Jan 21, 2003 2:45:12 pm PST #2014 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

billytea strikes again, in Natter 7.

Consuela: Why isn't "hermit" an acceptable lifestyle choice?

billytea: Does it matter? It's not like they're going to worry about the neighbours shunning them.


Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2003 2:47:57 pm PST #2015 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

?: When Elizabeth I died childless

Aimée: Alledgedly childless.

?: Aimée, what are the other theories? Was there some lovechild with Sir Walter Raleigh postulated?

Phill: Tuneth thou in next time upon Sir Gerald the Springer


Angus G - Jan 21, 2003 6:23:02 pm PST #2016 of 10000
Roguish Laird

Anne W. in Previously:

The Wolf, Ram, and Hart things in Pylea suggested to me that the "Senior Partners" have some sort of organized presence in every major dimension. Sort of like Starbucks.


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2003 7:37:49 pm PST #2017 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Miracleman, on scruffy!Aragorn:

You think (desperately trying to swing this vaguely back on-topic) that all the elves would, like, mutter behind Aragorn's back? You know, being the ultra-cool dudes with the supersenses and all?

Like, Elrond and Legolas are in the corner during the Council...

Elrond: Aragorn will take you and the others to Mordor.

Legolas: Aragorn? You sure that's wise?

Elrond: He's the last line of Isildur. He will be king. Dude, it's epic! He has to go.

Legolas: Yeah, but...I mean...he's a great guy, you know I like him, never done anything to me, but...I think the orcs'll be able to track us, to be frank. I mean, dude...he reeks!

Elrond: Hmm. Hadn't thought of that. Look, don't be rude about it, but give him the, uh...we'll call it the Soap of, uh, of Galadriel. He'll dig on that.

Legolas: But what is it, really?

Elrond: It's Irish Spring, but see, I shaved the logo off...


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 21, 2003 8:07:08 pm PST #2018 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nutty:

So the hand-waving is legitimate -- it's semaphore!!!

t edit Bold doesn't really show up in <tt>'d text, on my computer, I now see....


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2003 8:10:03 pm PST #2019 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jengod:

Wilshire Books, on Wilshire, natch, has an excellent selection of used books, including plenty of mass/trade paperbacks. But the non-owner clerk guy is a dick. Into cellphone: 'blah blah blah hail mary pass football football football that'll be $14.95 please.' Me: 'No. I want to sell it to you.' Him: 'Oh. Okay. Here's $4 then.' Me: 'Gimme $5 or I'll stab you to death.' Him: 'Sure. football football blah blah blah.'