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I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.

Simon ,'Out Of Gas'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DavidS - Jan 20, 2003 10:34:23 pm PST #2000 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Phill, maintaining the world's greatest post-to-COMM ratio:

Me? Dis ass? Never, sir. Why the very idea...pish twaddle, sir. I'm sure your wife's ass is so perfectly round that one could use it to calibrate radio telescopes. It's sooo high, haughty and proud, it would be cast in the starring role in the sistah SoulJah biopic. This ass is soooo sublime that in a recent episode of "In Search Of...", Leonard Nemoy posited that it was the work of ancient astronaughts.

Daisy Jane - Jan 20, 2003 10:52:00 pm PST #2001 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

meara and billytea in Bitches:

Meara-I'm a packrat, it had to be somewhere...)

billytea- Sure, but if this were true, your first thought would always have to be "I wonder if I tucked into one of my cheeks?"

Me in COMM- Hee-2000 bay-bee!

Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2003 12:34:58 am PST #2002 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

(A Space Odessy!)

Erinaceous: I think being a hooker would be like having a series of really excruciatingly bad blind dates that HAD to end in sex.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 21, 2003 1:25:45 am PST #2003 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Deena:

If I had a way to get an internet connection in the hospital, I'd be posting during labor... I don't think they'd stop me. Laboring women are scary.

Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2003 1:41:07 am PST #2004 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Firefly:

Tim Minear: p.m. -- a 40 minute version was never much with the sense-making. We might have just put bags over the critics heads and spun them in circles while it ran.

PM Marcontell: That's actually a reality show I might watch...

Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2003 1:51:01 am PST #2005 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allibelle: Oh, hello, was this a parade? Nice to meet you. My name's Rain.

Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2003 3:17:24 am PST #2006 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I realize I'm a busy girl tonight-- but I've been away and y'alls funny

Trudy Booth: The thought of contractions freaks. me. out.

Deena: Why, Trudy?

It's, at this early stage, much like PMS cramping, but rhythmic. At present they're mostly focused on the front, which is part of why I think they'll go away. Real contractions, for me, usually start at my lower back and ripple forward.

Heather Alayne: Ok. It may be time for bed. For a good half a minute I was wondering why words like, don't, can't, I'd, and haven't, were freaking Trudy out.

Deena: Funny Heather. Maybe it's the scotch?

Heather Alayne: I've only had a glass and a half. Sorry Trudy, I have only had a glass and a half.

Nilly - Jan 21, 2003 5:25:01 am PST #2007 of 10000

Swouncing

Apparently, labor stories can be funny, when Buffistas tell them:

Cindy: Deena can probably back me up here, by the time the baby is ready to come, you really don't care if Koko the gorilla delivers it.

Deena: When Nick was born and I finally figured out the whole pushing thing, they still had separate labor/delivery rooms, so I finally figure it out and start pushing in the labor room. The doctor tells me to quit while they move me to delivery. I tell him, "I CAN'T!" and he says, "Okay, never mind." and then he runs BACKWARDS, in front of the gurney, between my legs, hands out like he's about to receive a football pass, from the labor room to the delivery room.
Nick was born about 5 minutes later. I was expecting a girl. We argued for at least 5 minutes about the baby's sex until the nurse pointed out that if he showed me I'd stop arguing about it.

Theodosia - Jan 21, 2003 5:59:31 am PST #2008 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heather Alayne:

I often think it would be nice to have billytea around up at the bar. When someone's going on and on about some stupid shit you don't care about, he would go, "Here's the interesting thing about stupid shit..."

Steph L. - Jan 21, 2003 7:27:23 am PST #2009 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nilly:

Labor stories look scarier in written English than they seem to be in spoken Hebrew. At least to me.

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