'Trash'
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Jengod:
Wilshire Books, on Wilshire, natch, has an excellent selection of used books, including plenty of mass/trade paperbacks. But the non-owner clerk guy is a dick. Into cellphone: 'blah blah blah hail mary pass football football football that'll be $14.95 please.' Me: 'No. I want to sell it to you.' Him: 'Oh. Okay. Here's $4 then.' Me: 'Gimme $5 or I'll stab you to death.' Him: 'Sure. football football blah blah blah.'
More by MiracleMan:
Plus, I'm sort of imagining Gimli and Legolas jockeying for the upwind position on their rescue mission.
Aragorn: They went this way. They've increased their pace...(noticing jostling behind him) What are you two doing?
Gimli: I was, ah, just suggesting that Legolas, having the better eyes you know, take point.
Legolas: Oh, great. Thanks. With the wind behind us? You fucking suck, shortass.
Gimli: Oh, like I wasn't sucking down Aragorn BO when you stuck me on the east side of the campfire last night. "I feel the earth and can extend my senses over here..." Bite me, you pointy-eared freak.
Aragorn: Is there a problem guys?
Gimli: Wha--? Oh, no, no, just...
Legolas: Comradely bonhomie. Male bonding stuff. You know.
Aragorn: Right. Anyway, good plan Gimli. Legolas, you take point.
Legolas: I'ma bitch-slap you later, midget.
Gimli: Do somethin'.
It's really starting to explode in my head into a, like, Leggy and Silent Gim thing. Lord of The Rings: The Two Mallrats.
Lizard got Nutty in Dude:
So the hand-waving is legitimate -- it's semaphore!!!
But missed Fay:
Samaphore, surely?
...sorry, sorry. I'll get me coat.
Ouch. I don't think I'm supposed to laugh this hard, so early in the morning.
I'm not touching the context. wolfram in Firefly Spoilers...
This is why I never post when I'm high.
Vortex:(spoiler) I think that it just went back to being a lump under the tarp.
Billytea: Now there's a phrase that... actually, comes up remarkably often in discussions of this show.
Shawn, in the Smallville thread, quite spoilery:
She put the octogan in the flour. She'll be baking radioactive muffins for *months.*
And the Talon will be just like Denny's.
I'm not touching the context. wolfram in Firefly Spoilers...
This is why I never post when I'm high.
The context is actually a lot funnier.
Gus: Anyway, you remember Little Women correctly. In the Joss-verse, however, Beth would have come back twice as a ghost/spirit and have been impersonated by the First at least once, before crossing over to Angel as Robo!Beth, to have an affair with Connor.
Ellen S.:
You know, feed a woman lentil soup, and she'll eat for a day. Teach her to make lentil soup, and she'll have soup forever (as long as you give her a weekly supply of lentils, carrots, etc. and send her a copy of the recipe and then resend it because she's lost it and lend her a pot - probably easier to just give her the soup).