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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Oops, sorry PMM, forgot the rules of COMM.
Well, maybe this will make up for it, re the screen suddenly going all wide.:
Ling Mao: It's done that a couple of times just recently for me as well, for no good reason (such as an extra-long link).
La Liz: Uh, was it my way-way-long-I'm-so-bad hyphenated string? Very sorry. Should I edit? My browser wraps that, but yours could be eviler. Is it wearing leather?
Cindy in "Firefly":
I'm gonna nag you like you've never been nagged before. Remember, I'm married and have 3 kids - I'm a professional. Hell, I'm an expert. I have a whingy voice, and I'm not afraid to use it. (I also have a scary Maleficent voice, but that's another story.)
Tralf: Okay, I am sitting here reading this book on Respiratory Physiology for my Quantitative Physiology class, and it has a picture of this guy breathing in and out of this machine to measure volume or some such. They have two pictures, actually, and the second one is labeled with a concentration of C sub 2.
I looked at it quickly and sumised that he was breathing in gaseous Carbon, and that this whole book was incredibly cruel. Silly me. Of course, I just read the text above the picture, and apparently he is breathing in Helium. This is a frightening book.
Nutty: Well, he'll soon be brain dead, but he'll get to sing "Follow the Yellow-Brick Road" before he dies.
billytea:
You make a good point, but I'm afraid that for me there'll always be only one Big Blue Justice.
Which, BTW, I'm finding to be a remarkably versatile answer today. For example:
Q: Two girls were collecting dolls for charity. Pat collected 4 dolls at one house, twice as many at another, and then one-third of that total. Ellen collected twice as many dolls as her friend. How many did they collect?
A: Big Blue Justice.
I didn't get that in the Buffy thread, either. Explanation for the obtuse, please? (Unless it would take the fun out - in that case, just ignore me, please.)
schmoker:
Lame, lamer, and so lamest that I had to gnaw my own leg off halfway through the show just to finish it.
I didn't get that in the Buffy thread, either. Explanation for the obtuse, please? (Unless it would take the fun out - in that case, just ignore me, please.)
Big Blue Justice = The Tick. (The rest of it is best explained by whimsy, with possibly a touch of ennui thrown in.)
Nutty: Expect Kurt Russell to show up at your workplace, wearing leather pants, in a fulll-on rescue mission, any minute now. Don't sass him; he's a badass.
shrift: Oh, please. If we both walked around in leather pants together , the world would make itself hoarse repeating "I thought you'd be taller."
And then there'd be the obligatory "short shrift" jokes, and then me blaming my lack of stature on the educational system because they made me go against my natural sleep patterns in order to be at school at 7:30 in the morning, and sleep-dep is supposed to decrease the amount of growth hormone you produce.
Mostly, however, I'm simply talking out of my ass because I'm bored and afraid to surf the 'net due to some 1984-ish concerns.
And in case anyone asks, no, my ass isn't doing a Jim Carey impression.
Aimee:
How can I be a martyr if noone see me do it? Joan of Arc never had this problem.billytea:
Yeah, but she also got her ass fired in the worst way.
Cam you COMM something that's in COMM? Cos this is crying out to be a tagline:
The rest of it is best explained by whimsy, with possibly a touch of ennui thrown in.