schmoker:
Lame, lamer, and so lamest that I had to gnaw my own leg off halfway through the show just to finish it.
Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Jan 16, 2003 9:05:10 am PST #1891 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea - Jan 16, 2003 9:09:24 am PST #1892 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I didn't get that in the Buffy thread, either. Explanation for the obtuse, please? (Unless it would take the fun out - in that case, just ignore me, please.)
Big Blue Justice = The Tick. (The rest of it is best explained by whimsy, with possibly a touch of ennui thrown in.)
Jesse - Jan 16, 2003 9:37:17 am PST #1893 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nutty: Expect Kurt Russell to show up at your workplace, wearing leather pants, in a fulll-on rescue mission, any minute now. Don't sass him; he's a badass.
shrift: Oh, please. If we both walked around in leather pants together , the world would make itself hoarse repeating "I thought you'd be taller."
And then there'd be the obligatory "short shrift" jokes, and then me blaming my lack of stature on the educational system because they made me go against my natural sleep patterns in order to be at school at 7:30 in the morning, and sleep-dep is supposed to decrease the amount of growth hormone you produce.
Mostly, however, I'm simply talking out of my ass because I'm bored and afraid to surf the 'net due to some 1984-ish concerns.
And in case anyone asks, no, my ass isn't doing a Jim Carey impression.
Theodosia - Jan 16, 2003 10:18:02 am PST #1894 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Aimee:
How can I be a martyr if noone see me do it? Joan of Arc never had this problem.billytea:
Yeah, but she also got her ass fired in the worst way.
Lyra Jane - Jan 16, 2003 10:53:48 am PST #1895 of 10000
Up with the sun
Cam you COMM something that's in COMM? Cos this is crying out to be a tagline:
The rest of it is best explained by whimsy, with possibly a touch of ennui thrown in.
Kat - Jan 16, 2003 11:52:21 am PST #1896 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Smallville:
Vortex:
I think that it just went back to being a lump under the tarp.
Billytea
Now there's a phrase that... actually, comes up remarkably often in discussions of this show.
Jess M. - Jan 16, 2003 1:36:36 pm PST #1897 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
Wow, girl goes away for a week, many new names being commed
Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2003 2:08:40 pm PST #1898 of 10000
brillig
Um, the quote in post 1883 re: missionaries is from me. Wasn't going to quibble, but I like that post and AmyP does not like to make people cry as much as I do.
Betsy HP - Jan 16, 2003 4:58:40 pm PST #1899 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Jacqueline going up for her fourth consecutive Olympic Gold in flattery:
Follow-up: You are a shining star in the firmament of pretty. The pretty planets revolve around you and the pretty flowers turn their pretty faces to bask in the pretty rays of your prettiness. People like Kate Winslet and Orlando Bloom see you coming and throw their aprons over their heads and run out of the room weeping. You are a platter of pretty fours on a bed of organic pretty, with whipped pretty and glitter sprinkles on top. You are an orgy of pretty, with pretty, pretty and pretty shredding each other's pretty clothes to bits in their ravenous eagerness to get it on with their pretty selves and shake the house down with their pretty screaming orgasms.
Jessica - Jan 16, 2003 5:04:38 pm PST #1900 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Bitches...
Jilli: This all just leads back to my wanting Photoshop filters for real life, you realize.
Amych: Yeah, but think of all the people who'd be walking around with bad drop shadows and dumb sparkly highlights and shit.