AMY P:
The unlucky ones are the guys who have missions right here in Utah. You'd think they'd get a clue, if we live so close to the LDS, I think we've learned enough about them to make a decision. Fortunately, the last time they came to visit me, Hubby got to them first and said, "Look, you're obviously new, she's not interested, just put her at the bottom of the list of people to visit, and if she gets to the top again, move her back down. No, really, you don't want to talk to her. It's for your own good, really."
I like talking to the missionaries. It makes me happy for days to make these earnest young folks--or earnest young married couples--crazy. Sometimes they cry.
STEPH L:
I am the Grand Supreme Tiara Mistress
AM-CHAU YARKONA:
For attention of Clovis, my dream:
I was in a lift, which had brown carpet on the walls. I think it was underwater. At first, it was just me, but then I heard a scratching noise under the floor. I prised one of the floorboards up, and there were you, Clovis, picking little bits of blue thread out of his fangs. You hopped up, and several people followed you. I think Jilli was there, and ita. You said something like 'hidemefromgothygirl'sminion' - I think that was ita- and started trying to climb my skirt. I picked you up and kissed you- which you bit me for- and then I was outside the lift, in the water, and Legolas was behind me. ita was looking out of the window, and Aragorn was with her, but she was trying to push him out. Then Legolas had an arrow in his hand, and you said 'elfwillstakeme' and swan away.
And then the arrow was heading for me, and I woke up, more sad that it was over than worried about being killed. Which was odd, because in the dream I was panicking.
You may do what you like with this information, but please don't have me tortured. Unless you get Legolas to do it, in which case, feel free