Dana:My other personality is a Porsche.
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Dana:My other personality is a Porsche.
Exchange in Buffy:
Steph L:
Here's an excerpt of an e-mail from my mom, the Buffy fan:
"I guess we'll just see tonight what's up with Buffy and the gang, but I hope it's good and that [whitefont]Spike gets out of that hellhole. Do you think Giles is dead and that he's really the shape-changing evil guy?"
She makes me laugh, the way she phrases things. She called Joel Grey-as-Doc "that creepy little devil man."
billytea:
My grandmother used exactly that same phrase to refer to Michael J Fox.
Jessimoon in Natter:
This thread and the LotR thread have merged in my head and I now can't stop thinking "This is my Precious. I found it. Is small, and, evil, but is mine. Yah, mine."
Betsy in Natter:
But, man, The Tragic Tanker-Truck Accident That Kills Odie, Garfield, The Guardian Angel on Rose is Rose, and The Entire Cast of the Family Circus?
I am so there.
Nutty, in Natter, cracking me up
I'm pleased to see other people don't like real-world humiliation comedy either. I got a look once at that show "Jamie Kennedy Experiment" and realized that, given the opportunity, I would do some experimentation of my own on Jamie Kennedy, such that he'd be able to voice "I'm sorry!" through more than one orifice.
From BaBB:
ita:
Anyone want to rewrite the site so it delivers XML, and then implement XSLT? It would simplify things SO much.
Allyson:
I will do it. I will code the ring to Mordor.
(Funny to me given the amount of indifference Allyson has to all things LoTR)
I will do it. I will code the ring to Mordor.
Though I do not even know what XSLT stands for.
Hec re. polearms: Sword on a stick.
connie: Not to be confused with hot dogs on a stick. So much grief could be spared if people just kept the two clear in their minds.
Kat beat me to it....
Betsy: Are all Jamaicans dangerous?
ita:All except ... wait, no, we killed him ... yes, we are.