Betsy: Are all Jamaicans dangerous?

ita:All except ... wait, no, we killed him ... yes, we are.

erikaj:"Buffy" is the cream in the Oreo of this group. Unless you're British and don't know what that means, in which case she's the glue.

Thanks, Jess! I was proud of it too.

Betsy, in Natter:

I have purple silk charmeuse pajamas, and I'm a Taurus.

And if I finish off the doughnuts, probably a torus any second now.

Am-Chau Yarkona:

I think I won't go to school anymore. I'll just stay here until you people have taught me everything I need to know.

Holli: billytea, I'm afraid my brian has quietly imploded. Too. Much. Math.

billytea: Hee. I'm afraid I follow the adage 'Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, and you're taking up valuable time that could be spent doing math.'

Burrell: Wow. Math Natter. Didn't think it could be done.

EllenS: I can't be the only person who's distressed by the way this thread is constantly hijacked by mathematics and physics talk. When are we going to start the "Buffistas to the Nth: This could be mathier." thread? Also, I would love a place where my questions about duct tape don't get lost in the flood of natter.

Deena: Questions about duct tape?

Ellen: Sorry - I was riffing on the thread slug. I shouldn't go from Full Bitch mode to Still Bitchy but Not Seriously Ranting that quickly.

Allyson: What's the best way to stop a deep wound from leaking blood all over the shopping bag of money on the way across the border?

Deena: Greg, dh extraordinaire, has a jealousy of my dad. Dad is an outdoorsy guy. He builds houses. He's over 60 but won't stop working. He's got muscles and he's still good looking enough (in a sort of a Harrison Ford way) that women still flirt with him. We now have a running joke because Dad was once hurt on the job and wrapped the wound in duct tape so he could finish. Now anytime I say, "Oh, guess what dad said on the phone today?" Greg says, "What? He didn't want to run to the emergency room for a lost limb, so he stapled the parts together, wrapped it in duct tape, kept working and is feeling fine?" or something equally snarky. Duct tape is good stuff. DH is cute, but not outdoorsy.

DavidS: Oh! Almost forgot. Buffistas With Boobs - Victoria Secret is having its semi-annual brassiere sale. Including some clearance sale of the style so many of you mentioned you were wearing. I walked by the store today.

msbelle: HAR! thinking how funny that must read to our newer posters. Why yes, David does know what bras many Buffistas wear - quiz him on sizes.

DavidS: msbelle - 34B.

StephL: I suspect Hec knows more Buffista vital stats than just bra size.

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest...

jilli VoiceofReason:

Devilbunny Clovis, hopping through the office
Hunting down the minions and bitin' them on the head
Down came the gothygirl and she said
"Devilbunny Clovis, I don't want to see you
Hunting down the minions and biting them on the head"
Devilbunny Clovis, sulking at the gothygirl
Demands a cookie, and gets a bath instead.

This post brought to you by too much sugar.

In Buffy, S7 spoilery:

PaulJ: So, the slayerette who was raising doubts re. their ability to fight turned out to be the mole. I wonder how long it will take for Bush and Ashcroft to suggest that anyone against the War on Terror is an agent of the First.

Kat, S7 Buffy spoilery:

I think I would take any advice coming from a big eyeball with a humongous grain of salt.