We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 07, 2003 1:27:03 pm PST #1749 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I will do it. I will code the ring to Mordor.

Though I do not even know what XSLT stands for.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 07, 2003 1:51:51 pm PST #1750 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Hec re. polearms: Sword on a stick.

connie: Not to be confused with hot dogs on a stick. So much grief could be spared if people just kept the two clear in their minds.


Theodosia - Jan 07, 2003 2:07:02 pm PST #1751 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat beat me to it....


Jessica - Jan 07, 2003 2:39:01 pm PST #1752 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Betsy: Are all Jamaicans dangerous?

ita:All except ... wait, no, we killed him ... yes, we are.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2003 2:50:09 pm PST #1753 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

erikaj:"Buffy" is the cream in the Oreo of this group. Unless you're British and don't know what that means, in which case she's the glue.


erikaj - Jan 07, 2003 2:53:00 pm PST #1754 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Jess! I was proud of it too.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2003 2:54:03 pm PST #1755 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Betsy, in Natter:

I have purple silk charmeuse pajamas, and I'm a Taurus.

And if I finish off the doughnuts, probably a torus any second now.


Theodosia - Jan 07, 2003 3:56:54 pm PST #1756 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Am-Chau Yarkona:

I think I won't go to school anymore. I'll just stay here until you people have taught me everything I need to know.


Java cat - Jan 07, 2003 4:09:49 pm PST #1757 of 10000
Not javachik

Holli: billytea, I'm afraid my brian has quietly imploded. Too. Much. Math.

billytea: Hee. I'm afraid I follow the adage 'Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, and you're taking up valuable time that could be spent doing math.'

Burrell: Wow. Math Natter. Didn't think it could be done.

EllenS: I can't be the only person who's distressed by the way this thread is constantly hijacked by mathematics and physics talk. When are we going to start the "Buffistas to the Nth: This could be mathier." thread? Also, I would love a place where my questions about duct tape don't get lost in the flood of natter.

Deena: Questions about duct tape?

Ellen: Sorry - I was riffing on the thread slug. I shouldn't go from Full Bitch mode to Still Bitchy but Not Seriously Ranting that quickly.

Allyson: What's the best way to stop a deep wound from leaking blood all over the shopping bag of money on the way across the border?

Deena: Greg, dh extraordinaire, has a jealousy of my dad. Dad is an outdoorsy guy. He builds houses. He's over 60 but won't stop working. He's got muscles and he's still good looking enough (in a sort of a Harrison Ford way) that women still flirt with him. We now have a running joke because Dad was once hurt on the job and wrapped the wound in duct tape so he could finish. Now anytime I say, "Oh, guess what dad said on the phone today?" Greg says, "What? He didn't want to run to the emergency room for a lost limb, so he stapled the parts together, wrapped it in duct tape, kept working and is feeling fine?" or something equally snarky. Duct tape is good stuff. DH is cute, but not outdoorsy.


Java cat - Jan 07, 2003 4:11:43 pm PST #1758 of 10000
Not javachik

DavidS: Oh! Almost forgot. Buffistas With Boobs - Victoria Secret is having its semi-annual brassiere sale. Including some clearance sale of the style so many of you mentioned you were wearing. I walked by the store today.

msbelle: HAR! thinking how funny that must read to our newer posters. Why yes, David does know what bras many Buffistas wear - quiz him on sizes.

DavidS: msbelle - 34B.

StephL: I suspect Hec knows more Buffista vital stats than just bra size.