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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:24:55 am PDT #172 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

amych: We are the archangel of the internet.

No, really.


esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:25:08 am PDT #173 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Madrigal: That's something I like about the Catholic church - to keep with the times they've assigned angels and saints to everything from TV to hackers to port-o-johns.


Dana - Oct 01, 2002 9:44:08 am PDT #174 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

In response to the news that Buffy Season 3 DVDs come out on January 7th:

Miracleman:

Hey. Neat.

What a great birthday present.

Madrigal Costello:

Jan 7 - ooh, you're a Capricorn, just like Buffy and Jesus!


amych - Oct 01, 2002 9:47:33 am PDT #175 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The above needs the rest of the exchange:

PMM:

If we kill him, he'll come back, right?

Miracleman

Yes. But unlike both of them, I have not risen from the dead.

...yet.

[edit: possibly one of the weirdest x-posts I've been privy to.]


meara - Oct 01, 2002 10:00:22 am PDT #176 of 10000

MM (in Natter):

Sept. 30, 2002: Written and directed by Tim Minear.

Thank the gods I apparently have a contract. Or am at least the title character in my own life.


Theodosia - Oct 01, 2002 10:50:46 am PDT #177 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne (Weber):

True, ted, although I don't think many of us could telekinetically commandeer a semi. If I could do that, rush hour on the DC beltway would be much more interesting.


Jesse - Oct 01, 2002 11:04:15 am PDT #178 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

billytea:

I have to admit the test confused me at first, because 'archangel' sounds like some genetic cross between David Boreanaz and Sean Hayes.

But, then I saw the outcomes, and realised I was on the right track after all.


Betsy HP - Oct 01, 2002 12:37:40 pm PDT #179 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat: Who'd win in a fight: Artemis or Athena?

Anne W.: What's the venue? If it's Jello, then the answer to the question is "Who cares? Just make sure someone remembers to set up the VCR."


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2002 2:34:22 pm PDT #180 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I can't remember if this was posted before.

Nutty, in Firefly (non-spoilery):

I don't think I could bear to be murdered and cannibalized by someone in a beret.


esse - Oct 01, 2002 3:58:22 pm PDT #181 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Elena: Pulverized meat porn. This is the place to be.