She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


amych - Oct 01, 2002 9:47:33 am PDT #175 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The above needs the rest of the exchange:

PMM:

If we kill him, he'll come back, right?

Miracleman

Yes. But unlike both of them, I have not risen from the dead.

...yet.

[edit: possibly one of the weirdest x-posts I've been privy to.]


meara - Oct 01, 2002 10:00:22 am PDT #176 of 10000

MM (in Natter):

Sept. 30, 2002: Written and directed by Tim Minear.

Thank the gods I apparently have a contract. Or am at least the title character in my own life.


Theodosia - Oct 01, 2002 10:50:46 am PDT #177 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne (Weber):

True, ted, although I don't think many of us could telekinetically commandeer a semi. If I could do that, rush hour on the DC beltway would be much more interesting.


Jesse - Oct 01, 2002 11:04:15 am PDT #178 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

billytea:

I have to admit the test confused me at first, because 'archangel' sounds like some genetic cross between David Boreanaz and Sean Hayes.

But, then I saw the outcomes, and realised I was on the right track after all.


Betsy HP - Oct 01, 2002 12:37:40 pm PDT #179 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat: Who'd win in a fight: Artemis or Athena?

Anne W.: What's the venue? If it's Jello, then the answer to the question is "Who cares? Just make sure someone remembers to set up the VCR."


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2002 2:34:22 pm PDT #180 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I can't remember if this was posted before.

Nutty, in Firefly (non-spoilery):

I don't think I could bear to be murdered and cannibalized by someone in a beret.


esse - Oct 01, 2002 3:58:22 pm PDT #181 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Elena: Pulverized meat porn. This is the place to be.


DXMachina - Oct 01, 2002 4:15:58 pm PDT #182 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ita -

Deader than a dead thing, this thread is.

And me, so wanting distraction.

scrappy -

Tap-dancing to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in a panda costume, while simultaneously juggling flaming batons.

How's that, ita? Distracting enough for ya?


lori - Oct 01, 2002 5:26:26 pm PDT #183 of 10000

Cindy, re: Firefly's un-stellar ratings -

Theodosia -- Maybe we could write a note for Joss to the teacher network.

Dear Rupert,

Please excuse Joss's low ratings for the past two Fridays. They were low because there was a problem and they're low because of it.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2002 11:00:59 pm PDT #184 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

billytea, in Buffy:

See, since Alibelle mentioned it a few days ago, I've reloaded Mah Jongg onto my computer. I'm an idiot.

Damn you, Wee Belle! You win this time!