Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Oct 01, 2002 12:37:40 pm PDT #179 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat: Who'd win in a fight: Artemis or Athena?

Anne W.: What's the venue? If it's Jello, then the answer to the question is "Who cares? Just make sure someone remembers to set up the VCR."


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2002 2:34:22 pm PDT #180 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I can't remember if this was posted before.

Nutty, in Firefly (non-spoilery):

I don't think I could bear to be murdered and cannibalized by someone in a beret.


esse - Oct 01, 2002 3:58:22 pm PDT #181 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Elena: Pulverized meat porn. This is the place to be.


DXMachina - Oct 01, 2002 4:15:58 pm PDT #182 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ita -

Deader than a dead thing, this thread is.

And me, so wanting distraction.

scrappy -

Tap-dancing to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in a panda costume, while simultaneously juggling flaming batons.

How's that, ita? Distracting enough for ya?


lori - Oct 01, 2002 5:26:26 pm PDT #183 of 10000

Cindy, re: Firefly's un-stellar ratings -

Theodosia -- Maybe we could write a note for Joss to the teacher network.

Dear Rupert,

Please excuse Joss's low ratings for the past two Fridays. They were low because there was a problem and they're low because of it.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2002 11:00:59 pm PDT #184 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

billytea, in Buffy:

See, since Alibelle mentioned it a few days ago, I've reloaded Mah Jongg onto my computer. I'm an idiot.

Damn you, Wee Belle! You win this time!


askye - Oct 01, 2002 11:24:09 pm PDT #185 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

slynn in Buffy:

I liked the blue shirt, too. Spike's certainly a Winter, but he might be able to pull off a sassy Spring. Color him beautiful.


Theodosia - Oct 02, 2002 12:40:00 am PDT #186 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson:

Remember that this is an oasis of sanity, compared to the warthog dung with DSLs that troll the internet, leaking unfired synapses through their earwax onto message boards.


Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2002 4:24:10 am PDT #187 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I loved it! I cried at the end! I like crazy Spike. I am back in Buffy heaven, and I forgive ME for all of what I thought were trespasses last season.

I also may be a little drunk.

-- Sophia Brooks


DXMachina - Oct 02, 2002 5:33:43 am PDT #188 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ple - (white fonted from Buffy 1)

Die, Doglet, Die!!!