The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


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Cindy - Jan 05, 2003 9:00:49 pm PST #1715 of 10000
Nobody

ita, then Steph in Natter

On another board, Christian cloning opponents were saying that eggs fertilized outside of normal procreation won't have souls.

So, a soul is bestowed ONLY through The Sex?

Angel must be pissed.


Cindy - Jan 05, 2003 9:12:49 pm PST #1716 of 10000
Nobody

Allyson, then Typo Boy, in Natter

GAH! I can't get away from ads for fucking Joe Millionaire!

They are advertising for people to fuck Joe Millionare? I thought they already had 20 woman who were screwed pretty throughly by Joe Milliionare....


Anne W. - Jan 06, 2003 7:07:24 am PST #1717 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Am-Chau, on classics of British Literature:

"Hardy's brave attempt to engage the reader has many strong points, but one fatal flaw: it's crap!"


Anne W. - Jan 06, 2003 10:23:33 am PST #1718 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

erikaj, in Bitches:

I used to think I wanted to take Human Sexuality. Then I met the Buffistas and now I don't think I need to.


Fay - Jan 06, 2003 11:42:34 am PST #1719 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Tom Scola in Precious:

Now I'm imagining Middle Earth PSAs:

Hi, Frodo here. I'm here to tell you that owning the One Ring is not cool. Just Say No to the One Ring.

This is your brain. This is your brain after looking into the Palantir. Any questions?


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 12:14:34 pm PST #1720 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Hecubus: I'm paying all of my bills that I didn't pay in December. Bye bye money! Bye! Go have fun stimulating the economy!


Dana - Jan 06, 2003 12:29:47 pm PST #1721 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Aimee:

I've also screwed myself because now I'm doing Lord of the Rings with WB characters in my head.

Frodo gets an anvil dropped on his head. The Nazgul leaving a pile of Hobbit Feed on the road.....

billytea:

Hee. The image of Frodo hooning up behind them and shouting "beep beep!" is going to be a serious impediment to my productivity today, I can tell.


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 12:41:37 pm PST #1722 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Aimée: I used to have a lot of Kokopelli's until I was told he was a fertility god.


Calli - Jan 06, 2003 12:48:19 pm PST #1723 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Betsy Hanes Perry:

I just got the (valid) error message: "There are no clusters in the farm."

I can't decide whether it is pleasantly pastoral or referring to unexploded ordnance.


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 1:44:26 pm PST #1724 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jilli: IMO, there needs to be some sort of intervention for goths when they have babies. Because naming your child Lillith Damia? Shouldn't really be allowed, no matter HOW damn goth you are. Same goes for naming male offspring Lestat, Damien, or Lucifer.

Anne: Amen. I feel the same way about people in my church who name their child Hezekiah or Dorcas or some such. People need to understand that there are cool, meaningful names you can give your children, and that there are cool, meaningful names you can give your pets.