Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


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Dana - Jan 06, 2003 12:29:47 pm PST #1721 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Aimee:

I've also screwed myself because now I'm doing Lord of the Rings with WB characters in my head.

Frodo gets an anvil dropped on his head. The Nazgul leaving a pile of Hobbit Feed on the road.....

billytea:

Hee. The image of Frodo hooning up behind them and shouting "beep beep!" is going to be a serious impediment to my productivity today, I can tell.


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 12:41:37 pm PST #1722 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Aimée: I used to have a lot of Kokopelli's until I was told he was a fertility god.


Calli - Jan 06, 2003 12:48:19 pm PST #1723 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Betsy Hanes Perry:

I just got the (valid) error message: "There are no clusters in the farm."

I can't decide whether it is pleasantly pastoral or referring to unexploded ordnance.


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 1:44:26 pm PST #1724 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jilli: IMO, there needs to be some sort of intervention for goths when they have babies. Because naming your child Lillith Damia? Shouldn't really be allowed, no matter HOW damn goth you are. Same goes for naming male offspring Lestat, Damien, or Lucifer.

Anne: Amen. I feel the same way about people in my church who name their child Hezekiah or Dorcas or some such. People need to understand that there are cool, meaningful names you can give your children, and that there are cool, meaningful names you can give your pets.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 06, 2003 1:45:08 pm PST #1725 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Herah in Natter

I'm looking for a small piece of paper with an important phone number on it. My pocket contains:

A Macy's receipt (for the pan we had to buy at 9:30pm 12/23 in order to do the Christmas manicotti) A crumpled dollar bill, which I'm pretty sure is not mine A small brown sock

Much like my purse, which always contains a pair of 5yo's underwear, but often does not contain Kleenex, so that I have occasionally had to blow my nose on the underwear.


Fred Pete - Jan 06, 2003 2:04:23 pm PST #1726 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

From Natter:

Shell: From where is Debbie, though?

Deena: Dallas?


Theodosia - Jan 06, 2003 3:12:46 pm PST #1727 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty (on her Tolkieniety):

I'm just knowledgeable enough to start an argument and just maladjusted enough try to win every time.


Theodosia - Jan 06, 2003 6:01:04 pm PST #1728 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Askye:

Nude is art. Naked is clinical. Nekkid is fun.


jengod - Jan 06, 2003 7:12:35 pm PST #1729 of 10000

Typo Boy in Literary: "Hey, stick with me kid, and you'll always be on the fringe."


Java cat - Jan 06, 2003 8:21:44 pm PST #1730 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter:

jengod: Birds are cool!

erikaj: yes. When I was 5, I wanted to be one. The school psych. had a problem with this "No," he said. "you can't." "Yes,I can," I was told I said "My mom says I can be whatever I want."