Bureaucracy:
billytea: So Dick Cheney joins the board...
Beverly: And we politely share our opinions with him. Of him. Politely.
billytea: Though offering him cheese fries has the potential for misunderstanding.
Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.
Gunn ,'Power Play'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:08:58 am PST #1696 of 10000
Not javachik
Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:11:33 am PST #1697 of 10000
Not javachik
This was Narrator
Apologies, and fixed. I am getting the hang of formatting, finally! Except fake tags. Need more practice.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 04, 2003 12:12:25 am PST #1698 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Nou:
This was Narrator, and it's totally understandable, because I confuse Typo Boy with Trudy Booth all the time. Also Shawn and Susan. They say you can speed-read just the first and last sentence of each paragraph, but the true skip-and-skimmer relies on only the capital letters. Rio's posts are rather slow going.
Mike_P - Jan 04, 2003 12:17:02 am PST #1699 of 10000
My food is problematic...
Can you Comm a post posted directly to Comm? Doesn't this cause some kind of fundamental imbalance in the workings of the universe? Do you the have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?
Noumenon - Jan 04, 2003 12:30:12 am PST #1700 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Do you have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?
Off to BuffistaCorp...
Wait. Erin G. "Buffista Corp" Oct 17, 2002 4:17:55 pm EDT.
But I would BUY a Pink Gingham Junta thong.
I guess the universe is in for an unbalanced ride...
amych - Jan 04, 2003 12:34:02 am PST #1701 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
buffistas.org -- messing with the fabric of reality since 2002.
Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:36:33 am PST #1702 of 10000
Not javachik
Again Bureaucracy:
Allyson: Maybe I'm concerned that we'll have 83 different threads, Cooking, Job Bitching, Birdwatching, Hairdos, My God I'm Fat and Depressed and No One Likes Me Please Stroke My Ego, and Various Styles of Clog Dancing.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 04, 2003 4:21:05 am PST #1703 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Because the universe needs more fun...
Mike P:
Can you Comm a post posted directly to Comm? Doesn't this cause some kind of fundamental imbalance in the workings of the universe? Do you the have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?
amych:
buffistas.org -- messing with the fabric of reality since 2002.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2003 9:17:20 am PST #1704 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Goddamn I am funny.
Fay - Jan 04, 2003 10:21:57 am PST #1705 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Deena in Smallville
Fay, I think I can safely say that I have not just embraced the Yay, I have wrapped my body around it and stroked it while purring.