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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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bon bon - Jan 01, 2003 11:56:21 am PST #1627 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Aimee in Natter

2 years ago, we had a party. I was soo trashed. First, I took Ollie out (who was only 8 weeks old at the time) and I could hear our friend talking. So I told the puppy to stay and went back upstairs to tell him to be quiet. Someone asked me where the dog was which sent me into 45 minutes of crying and sobbing that I was a bad mommy for leaving my baby puppy outside while MM went and got him. Then, I put on the Tiffany's bead necklace that my boss's had given me, the ball gown that female boss lent me, and my princess hat from Disneyland and pranced around the apartment declaring that I was Audrey Hepburn. I then proceeded to show everyone how great the scotchguard on our carpet was by pouring my drink on it and wiping it up about a dozen times.

Jessica - Jan 01, 2003 12:10:13 pm PST #1628 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nattery goodness:

Consuela: 2003: the Year of Yet More Copyright Infringement.

Aimée: We should get a new thread similar to the 2002 one and name it that.

DXMachina - Jan 01, 2003 2:01:53 pm PST #1629 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Hil, in natter -

My first discovery of the new year: 1-888-GRE-SCORE is the automated system to send test scores to grad schools. 1-800-GRE-SCORE is a phone sex line.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 2:03:59 pm PST #1630 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Oh. Fuck. Bwah.

John H - Jan 01, 2003 9:48:06 pm PST #1631 of 10000

ita in "Precious":

I asked a coworker how long he'd had his LotR figurines on his desk, since I'd not seen the Sauron one before.

"He's been here all week. But he was wearing the Ring."

Nilly - Jan 01, 2003 9:49:06 pm PST #1632 of 10000

Swouncing

John, about the former quote:

I will take this quote to COMM -- though I do not know the way.

Wait, yes I do.

Steph L. - Jan 01, 2003 9:50:18 pm PST #1633 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ms. Havisham, in Bitches:

I don't have a romantic bone in my body. No, wait, I do but it's one of the tiny ones in my inner ear.

Theodosia - Jan 01, 2003 9:57:11 pm PST #1634 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph beat me to it.

Nicole - Jan 01, 2003 10:14:09 pm PST #1635 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Ellen S. in Natter :

homemade marshmellows

For some reason, I find this disturbing. I think I'd want marshmellows to retain their air of mystery. I prefer to think of them created through parthenogenesis or found under a cabbage leaf by the StayPuft Man.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 11:25:25 pm PST #1636 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nicole3516:

ETA - I'm post #2002 - does that mean I'm over?

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