Daniel C. Jensen:
To corrupt Voltaire: I don't always agree with you, but dammit, do you have to make it so blasted hard to defend you?
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Dec 31, 2002 2:32:20 pm PST #1617 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nilly - Dec 31, 2002 2:33:22 pm PST #1618 of 10000
Swouncing
From Natter:
scrappy: I don't want anyone's skins any thicker. Not by so much as a molecule.
Aimee: Please God let my hips hear scrappy's demand
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 31, 2002 3:25:49 pm PST #1619 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Narrator:
I am a Frisbeetarian. When I die my soul will go up on the roof and no one will be able to get it down.
Noumenon - Dec 31, 2002 4:46:53 pm PST #1620 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Jesse in Natter:
OK, so I finally took that personality disorder test, and everything was low except Histrionic, which was high, and Narcissistic, which was moderate. WTF?!?!? What are they, fucking INSANE?!?! They must have made the test just so I'd get those results!!
And billytea, who gets into COMM for helping me "get it":
Was there a category for 'compulsive need to display irony'?
Betsy HP - Dec 31, 2002 6:13:44 pm PST #1621 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cindy : Whispers to Aragorn, "Darling, I think we're alone. Finally. Let me see you release your sword."
Aimée: Bursts in on Cindy and Aragorn, having eavesdropped....
You think you're alone now?
There doesn't seem to be any elf around!
You think you're alone now?
The stomping of the Nazgul is the only sound!
Bursts back out...
Cindy: "Aragorn, my darling, did you hear a mouse? I couldn't see anything on accounta the big, honkin' sword in front of me."
Aimée: It wasn't a mouse! It was Tommy James & The Shondells.
Betsy HP - Dec 31, 2002 8:36:50 pm PST #1622 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Min, contemplating the vagaries of the postal service in Good Riddance:
Australia Post felt it necessary to open and inspect it, which I think is fairly fitting for Buffista parcels. Then they played football with it, taught it how to swim, and threw it down a chimney, if the rather bedraggled exterior is to be believed.
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 31, 2002 10:36:34 pm PST #1623 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Nou:
Now I know how he got known as Typo Boy. He's been winning arguments with one hand tied behind his back!
"Why are you smiling?"
"i m nott left-handd eithr."
billytea - Dec 31, 2002 10:39:18 pm PST #1624 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And Noumenon takes the first COMM for 2003!
Betsy HP - Jan 01, 2003 10:50:08 am PST #1625 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Deleted double post.
Betsy HP - Jan 01, 2003 10:51:04 am PST #1626 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cashmere:
I'll keep my dog food stealing, toilet paper shredding, toe biting, dog annoying satan spawn kitty over yours.
Cindy: Except for the dog in dog food and dog annoying (and only because we don't have a dog, and that's because it wouldn't be fair to a dog) - if you substitute ds for the tty at the end of kitty, you're talking about my kids.
Oooh - suddenly, the letters d o g have no meaning. Is this some form of early senility. I *know* it's dog but suddenly it looks no more meaningful than qwerty.
must get more hot, brown elixir of the gods (or dogs)