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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Jan 01, 2003 9:57:11 pm PST #1634 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph beat me to it.


Nicole - Jan 01, 2003 10:14:09 pm PST #1635 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Ellen S. in Natter :

homemade marshmellows

For some reason, I find this disturbing. I think I'd want marshmellows to retain their air of mystery. I prefer to think of them created through parthenogenesis or found under a cabbage leaf by the StayPuft Man.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 11:25:25 pm PST #1636 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nicole3516:

ETA - I'm post #2002 - does that mean I'm over?


billytea - Jan 01, 2003 11:27:45 pm PST #1637 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Jess: Because porn is from SATAN, you see.

Connie Neil: [looks at hard drive, looks at Bookmarks] And here I thought it came from Esmeralda and Elena and Firecat and Kirasmommy and, well, me and ... and ...

Also from Connie in the same post, but I think it works better out on its ownsome:

Get thee out of my hard drive, Satan! I need more room to save smut!


Theodosia - Jan 02, 2003 4:55:28 am PST #1638 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W., continuing on the true origin of marshmallows:

I worked in Vermont one summer as a volunteer with a local church. A common sight was rows of hay bales in fields, covered in white plastic. One of the other volunteers had her family come up from Georgia to visit, including her 7-year-old sister. We had her believing that those were marshmallow farms, and that when harvest time came they'd be chopped into little pieces and bagged up.


Theodosia - Jan 02, 2003 5:04:18 am PST #1639 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

billy tea:

IIRC, It's the Feast of the Circumcision

Allyson:

I'm having visions of a secular holiday in which a cute furry animal, like a lamb, brings gifts to small children who leave shriveled sausage casings under their pillows.

Like the tooth faerie for foreskins.


Theodosia - Jan 02, 2003 5:44:21 am PST #1640 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sue reveals her forbidden feelings re musicals:

I was scarred by having to stage manage "She Loves Me" in theatre school. I sat through something like 30 performances of the stupidest song in the world "Where's my Shoe?" Before every single one of them I wanted to leap from the SM booth to my death. Only the light guy kept me alive.


Sue - Jan 02, 2003 6:17:24 am PST #1641 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Actually "She Loves Me" isn't Sondheim, it's Kander & Ebb. It just scarred me for musicals generally.


Theodosia - Jan 02, 2003 6:23:19 am PST #1642 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'll change that to 're musicals' then.


Nilly - Jan 02, 2003 9:33:57 am PST #1643 of 10000
Swouncing

Betsy in Natter:

I say "My computer hates me", but then again I also say "The universe hates me" and "God hates me". As far as I am concerned, everything that is not me is in a conspiracy, and I want it to STOP.

Or maybe I'm overreacting.