Hil, in natter -
My first discovery of the new year: 1-888-GRE-SCORE is the automated system to send test scores to grad schools. 1-800-GRE-SCORE is a phone sex line.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Jan 01, 2003 2:01:53 pm PST #1629 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 2:03:59 pm PST #1630 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Oh. Fuck. Bwah.
John H - Jan 01, 2003 9:48:06 pm PST #1631 of 10000
ita in "Precious":
I asked a coworker how long he'd had his LotR figurines on his desk, since I'd not seen the Sauron one before.
"He's been here all week. But he was wearing the Ring."
Nilly - Jan 01, 2003 9:49:06 pm PST #1632 of 10000
Swouncing
John, about the former quote:
I will take this quote to COMM -- though I do not know the way.
Wait, yes I do.
Steph L. - Jan 01, 2003 9:50:18 pm PST #1633 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ms. Havisham, in Bitches:
I don't have a romantic bone in my body. No, wait, I do but it's one of the tiny ones in my inner ear.
Theodosia - Jan 01, 2003 9:57:11 pm PST #1634 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph beat me to it.
Nicole - Jan 01, 2003 10:14:09 pm PST #1635 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Ellen S. in Natter :
homemade marshmellows
For some reason, I find this disturbing. I think I'd want marshmellows to retain their air of mystery. I prefer to think of them created through parthenogenesis or found under a cabbage leaf by the StayPuft Man.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 11:25:25 pm PST #1636 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Nicole3516:
ETA - I'm post #2002 - does that mean I'm over?
billytea - Jan 01, 2003 11:27:45 pm PST #1637 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Jess: Because porn is from SATAN, you see.
Connie Neil: [looks at hard drive, looks at Bookmarks] And here I thought it came from Esmeralda and Elena and Firecat and Kirasmommy and, well, me and ... and ...
Also from Connie in the same post, but I think it works better out on its ownsome:
Get thee out of my hard drive, Satan! I need more room to save smut!
Theodosia - Jan 02, 2003 4:55:28 am PST #1638 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W., continuing on the true origin of marshmallows:
I worked in Vermont one summer as a volunteer with a local church. A common sight was rows of hay bales in fields, covered in white plastic. One of the other volunteers had her family come up from Georgia to visit, including her 7-year-old sister. We had her believing that those were marshmallow farms, and that when harvest time came they'd be chopped into little pieces and bagged up.