Cashmere: I'll keep my dog food stealing, toilet paper shredding, toe biting, dog annoying satan spawn kitty over yours.

Cindy: Except for the dog in dog food and dog annoying (and only because we don't have a dog, and that's because it wouldn't be fair to a dog) - if you substitute ds for the tty at the end of kitty, you're talking about my kids.

Oooh - suddenly, the letters d o g have no meaning. Is this some form of early senility. I *know* it's dog but suddenly it looks no more meaningful than qwerty.

must get more hot, brown elixir of the gods (or dogs)

Aimee in Natter

2 years ago, we had a party. I was soo trashed. First, I took Ollie out (who was only 8 weeks old at the time) and I could hear our friend talking. So I told the puppy to stay and went back upstairs to tell him to be quiet. Someone asked me where the dog was which sent me into 45 minutes of crying and sobbing that I was a bad mommy for leaving my baby puppy outside while MM went and got him. Then, I put on the Tiffany's bead necklace that my boss's had given me, the ball gown that female boss lent me, and my princess hat from Disneyland and pranced around the apartment declaring that I was Audrey Hepburn. I then proceeded to show everyone how great the scotchguard on our carpet was by pouring my drink on it and wiping it up about a dozen times.

Nattery goodness:

Consuela: 2003: the Year of Yet More Copyright Infringement.

Aimée: We should get a new thread similar to the 2002 one and name it that.

Hil, in natter -

My first discovery of the new year: 1-888-GRE-SCORE is the automated system to send test scores to grad schools. 1-800-GRE-SCORE is a phone sex line.

Oh. Fuck. Bwah.

ita in "Precious":

I asked a coworker how long he'd had his LotR figurines on his desk, since I'd not seen the Sauron one before.

"He's been here all week. But he was wearing the Ring."

John, about the former quote:

I will take this quote to COMM -- though I do not know the way.

Wait, yes I do.

Ms. Havisham, in Bitches:

I don't have a romantic bone in my body. No, wait, I do but it's one of the tiny ones in my inner ear.

Steph beat me to it.

Ellen S. in Natter :

homemade marshmellows

For some reason, I find this disturbing. I think I'd want marshmellows to retain their air of mystery. I prefer to think of them created through parthenogenesis or found under a cabbage leaf by the StayPuft Man.