Nou:
Now I know how he got known as Typo Boy. He's been winning arguments with one hand tied behind his back!
"Why are you smiling?"
"i m nott left-handd eithr."
As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
Oz ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 31, 2002 10:36:34 pm PST #1623 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
billytea - Dec 31, 2002 10:39:18 pm PST #1624 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And Noumenon takes the first COMM for 2003!
Betsy HP - Jan 01, 2003 10:50:08 am PST #1625 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Deleted double post.
Betsy HP - Jan 01, 2003 10:51:04 am PST #1626 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cashmere:
I'll keep my dog food stealing, toilet paper shredding, toe biting, dog annoying satan spawn kitty over yours.
Cindy: Except for the dog in dog food and dog annoying (and only because we don't have a dog, and that's because it wouldn't be fair to a dog) - if you substitute ds for the tty at the end of kitty, you're talking about my kids.
Oooh - suddenly, the letters d o g have no meaning. Is this some form of early senility. I *know* it's dog but suddenly it looks no more meaningful than qwerty.
must get more hot, brown elixir of the gods (or dogs)
bon bon - Jan 01, 2003 11:56:21 am PST #1627 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Aimee in Natter
2 years ago, we had a party. I was soo trashed. First, I took Ollie out (who was only 8 weeks old at the time) and I could hear our friend talking. So I told the puppy to stay and went back upstairs to tell him to be quiet. Someone asked me where the dog was which sent me into 45 minutes of crying and sobbing that I was a bad mommy for leaving my baby puppy outside while MM went and got him. Then, I put on the Tiffany's bead necklace that my boss's had given me, the ball gown that female boss lent me, and my princess hat from Disneyland and pranced around the apartment declaring that I was Audrey Hepburn. I then proceeded to show everyone how great the scotchguard on our carpet was by pouring my drink on it and wiping it up about a dozen times.
Jessica - Jan 01, 2003 12:10:13 pm PST #1628 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nattery goodness:
Consuela: 2003: the Year of Yet More Copyright Infringement.
Aimée: We should get a new thread similar to the 2002 one and name it that.
DXMachina - Jan 01, 2003 2:01:53 pm PST #1629 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Hil, in natter -
My first discovery of the new year: 1-888-GRE-SCORE is the automated system to send test scores to grad schools. 1-800-GRE-SCORE is a phone sex line.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 01, 2003 2:03:59 pm PST #1630 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Oh. Fuck. Bwah.
John H - Jan 01, 2003 9:48:06 pm PST #1631 of 10000
ita in "Precious":
I asked a coworker how long he'd had his LotR figurines on his desk, since I'd not seen the Sauron one before.
"He's been here all week. But he was wearing the Ring."
Nilly - Jan 01, 2003 9:49:06 pm PST #1632 of 10000
Swouncing
John, about the former quote:
I will take this quote to COMM -- though I do not know the way.
Wait, yes I do.