Mal ,'Ariel'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Um, Jewish Heresy has killed the thread.
It's like the Grinch who stole Christmas, with the Grinch being the first monotheistic religion and Christmas, one of the major holidays of the monotheistic religion with the highest number of believers (I think) being the Natter thread.
Nilly, in Natter, proving once more that she's as funny as she is smart, and she's pretty freaking smart. Also, a verb.
Why I Love Fay, in the Fanfic Thread:
Michele T.: NaNoWriMo is 50K words.
FayJay: Ah. So I'd have hit the target if I'd just written that extra 49,990 words, then? I thought it was only 39,990 I was short.
Betsy in Natter, about 60s music:
Yeah, Teen Angel was a total nitwit. The song should have been called Teen Darwin.
And there's all those people who seriously love those songs, and get upset if one answers the question, "Where oh where can my baby be?" with, "On the short bus to hell for being stupid."
......Madrigal making me hack up a lung from laughing.
Nutty: I have to say, existence of books in Middle-Earth notwitstanding, archiving procedures are pretty much of the suck.
And, AND, he had food & drink with him!!
To say nothing of the complete lack of indexing and proper document preservation procedures. I ask you! Denethor, where are your priorities?!
In Dude,
Vonnie K:
I have a couple of Tolkien geeks over to my house to watch the DVDs, and we are kind of fixated on finding out which book Aragorn is reading in the hall at Rivendell (when he has the conversion with Boromir re. the shards of Narsil.) We paused the DVD and squinted at the book cover, but we still can't make out what it says. Does anyone know?
Betsy:
"How To Maintain Consistent Stubble", by Don Johnson.
Hecubus:
I don't think Jack and Diane died. I think he grew a mullet, drank too much Schlitz, got a beer belly and and got a crap job at Wal-Mart. Diane had a bad perm, two kids, a nasty divorce from Jack and now she smokes More cigarettes by the carton.
Jilli:
My dad took me to see Labryinth when it first came out. At the end of the movie, he turned to me and said "So if David Bowie appears to you as the Goblin King, I'm assuming you'll give him whatever relatives he asks you for." My dad knows me well.
In Bitches:
ita: I do have a tiara, but I can't wear it, since it sets with a comb, and I don't have enough hair for it.
Steph: Two words: duct. tape.
ita:One word: Ouch!
Steph: Wimp. You can take people kicking you in the HEAD, but not duct tape? Doesn't krav teach you how to deal with duct tape attacks??
ita: At orange belt level, the tape is still on the roll. Unsheathed duct tape is some scary stuff.
amych: Maybe krav focuses only on duct tape attacks that happen while you're both blindfolded and drunk?
ita: I wouldn't call that an attack so much as a come on.
In Natter:
Hi. This is Miracleman.
Aimee is, actually, in fact hugging a tin of crayons, rocking back and forth and hissing "They sorts you wrong, yesss, they puts you out of order my precioussessessesssss..."
You broke my wife.
You owe me $10,000