Trudy, soliciting gift ideas from the ever-helpful Buffistas in Natter:
My Father's wife likes Vodka, Bridge and Golf. What the hell should I get her?
billytea:
Omar Sharif.
ita:
A serial comma.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Dana - Dec 23, 2002 7:42:26 am PST #1492 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 9:50:36 am PST #1493 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
His hatred of Dawn was just so pure and righteous and enduring - it was one of those true solid things so rare these days.
DXMachina - Dec 23, 2002 10:08:05 am PST #1494 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
That was Madrigal talking about Hellish.
amych - Dec 23, 2002 10:27:29 am PST #1495 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hashing out the details of Joss's army, in Firefly:
Betsy: Maybe I could be a Joss Alternate Service? A Joss medic? 'Cause not so much with killing the random strangers who are trying to kill me.
Kristen: But then where's the fun?
Kiba: In killing the people you know?
Kristen: Well, no. I get the fun there. But sometimes it's fun to kill people you didn't know and never planned to see again. There's a certain excitement and mystery to it all. You don't even know their names. They're just dead.
It's like a one night stand. But with carnage.
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 10:33:32 am PST #1496 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That was Madrigal talking about Hellish.
thanks, DX, I forgot that you can't do fake tags here. feh.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2002 10:39:34 am PST #1497 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
You can do fake tags using the "t" quickedit.
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 10:53:01 am PST #1498 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ooh, enlighten me, Jon! I love fake tags
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2002 11:16:45 am PST #1499 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
It's all in the link right above the posting box, but if you type
t fake tagwhere t is the first letter of a new line, it appears as
<fake tag>
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 11:37:07 am PST #1500 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It's all in the link right above the posting box
well, yeah, but that's effort. t /sarcasm
yay, it worked!
Nilly - Dec 23, 2002 12:08:00 pm PST #1501 of 10000
Swouncing
Muppets LotR (slightly edited, I'm afraid):
victor infante: A Muppets' Lord of the Rings:
Kermit as Aragorn (of course)
Gonzo as Frodo
Fozzy as Sam
Animal as Golem (PRECIOUS! PREEECIOUS!!!)
Scooter & Robin as Pippen & Merry?
Ms. Havisham: (disturbing images of Gonzo wearing the Ring on his nose)
That leaves Miss Piggy for Arwen and Janice for Eowyn?
Who should the Swedish Chef be?
Elena: Miss Piggy would have to be Arwen; though it might be nice to have her play Eowyn, throwing herself at Aragorn and all.
victor infante: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Lord Elrond.
"We are going into the West. Bork. Bork. Bork."
And I take back Scooter. he should Boromir.
Matt the Bruins fan: So would Sam the Eagle be Gandalf, or would we go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman?
billytea: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Saruman! Can't you just see him shouting "A new power is rising! Fetch the boom-boom!"
Beverly: go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman? Yes, yes! But which is who? Does it matter?
Theodosia: I really want to see the Muppet horses of the Rohirrim.
And Mr. flea (yup, I'm catching up, but I laughed out loud at the Muppets-casting, so I couldn't wait):
really liked how they showed the split personality of Gollum. It figures he would develop one when he was down there all alone for so long. He didn't even have a volleyball.