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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Dec 23, 2002 1:05:14 pm PST #1502 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

shrift in Firefly:

It's kind of nifty to think of myself as a member of the Joss Army.

We're like the KISS Army, only without the moon boots, the adulation of Gene Simmons's extraordinarily long tongue, the willingness to watch concerts in silly 3-D glasses, and resembling nothing else in the KISS Army except for the extreme devotion thing and I think my simile got away from me.

Theodosia - Dec 23, 2002 1:07:52 pm PST #1503 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tim Minear in Firefly:

You want me cheerful? You wouldn't like me when I'm cheerful.

John H - Dec 23, 2002 1:47:29 pm PST #1504 of 10000

Nilly, reflecting on becoming a word in her own right (and careful not to wake the sleeping Gerund Monster):

"um, yes, I'm a verb. I'm also a noun. On rare occasions, I'm used as an adjective. And sometimes I'm even me. I don't know if I'm a gerund, though, and I don't think it's a good idea to try and find that out."

Noumenon - Dec 23, 2002 5:15:05 pm PST #1505 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Not spoiling.

Madrigal in Firefly: [T]he gun has yet to be replaced by the laser pistol, despite a number of working prototypes. If progression were logical, we'd all be in flying cars by now.

Aimée: And leather pants!

Noumenon - Dec 23, 2002 5:16:12 pm PST #1506 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

More Madrigal in Firefly:

River's fashion statement has always seemed to be "These are my clothes. I found them."

Cindy - Dec 23, 2002 6:45:24 pm PST #1507 of 10000
Nobody

Salad Shooters! People named William! Bird puns!

Dana creating a diversion from a troll in Firefly. BWAH.

Theodosia - Dec 23, 2002 10:08:49 pm PST #1508 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Herah, in Natter:

My grandmother fell in the dining room (tipped right over, walker and all) and lay there for two or three hours until my mother got home from work. She said it was a shame she hadn't fallen closer to the television; she could hear it but couldn't see it. Mom said it was a shame she hadn't fallen closer to the phone. My grandmother said, "Oh, I could reach the phone. But I knew you were coming, and I didn't want to bother you at work."

Jessica - Dec 23, 2002 10:17:29 pm PST #1509 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

thessaly:

Actually, in this new computer age, I could have been making Victor up, using an alternate email, a couple proximate computers, and typing really fast

However, if I made him up, there would be no soup. And that would suck.

billytea - Dec 24, 2002 12:13:59 am PST #1510 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wolfram, in Firefly (nonspoilery):

If Joss wrote an episode called test pattern with one hour of test pattern I'd watch the whole thing. Wouldn't love it though. I'd probably have to watch it a few times to get all the jokes.

Cindy - Dec 24, 2002 5:48:35 am PST #1511 of 10000
Nobody

In Bureaucracy

John H

His first post was reasonable, if combative, and people were reasonable with him, which isn't a bad thing. Then he said that Joss was simultaneously having anal sex with all of us...

Katie M

Okay, I wasn't going to wade through all 350 posts in Firefly if it was all going to be trolling, but if there's Joss RPS...

Kristen

Okay, can I be blind too?

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