Muppets LotR (slightly edited, I'm afraid):

victor infante: A Muppets' Lord of the Rings:
Kermit as Aragorn (of course)
Gonzo as Frodo
Fozzy as Sam
Animal as Golem (PRECIOUS! PREEECIOUS!!!)
Scooter & Robin as Pippen & Merry?
Ms. Havisham: (disturbing images of Gonzo wearing the Ring on his nose)
That leaves Miss Piggy for Arwen and Janice for Eowyn?
Who should the Swedish Chef be?
Elena: Miss Piggy would have to be Arwen; though it might be nice to have her play Eowyn, throwing herself at Aragorn and all.
victor infante: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Lord Elrond.
"We are going into the West. Bork. Bork. Bork."
And I take back Scooter. he should Boromir.
Matt the Bruins fan: So would Sam the Eagle be Gandalf, or would we go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman?
billytea: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Saruman! Can't you just see him shouting "A new power is rising! Fetch the boom-boom!"
Beverly: go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman? Yes, yes! But which is who? Does it matter?
Theodosia: I really want to see the Muppet horses of the Rohirrim.

And Mr. flea (yup, I'm catching up, but I laughed out loud at the Muppets-casting, so I couldn't wait):

really liked how they showed the split personality of Gollum. It figures he would develop one when he was down there all alone for so long. He didn't even have a volleyball.

shrift in Firefly:

It's kind of nifty to think of myself as a member of the Joss Army.

We're like the KISS Army, only without the moon boots, the adulation of Gene Simmons's extraordinarily long tongue, the willingness to watch concerts in silly 3-D glasses, and resembling nothing else in the KISS Army except for the extreme devotion thing and I think my simile got away from me.

Tim Minear in Firefly:

You want me cheerful? You wouldn't like me when I'm cheerful.

Nilly, reflecting on becoming a word in her own right (and careful not to wake the sleeping Gerund Monster):

"um, yes, I'm a verb. I'm also a noun. On rare occasions, I'm used as an adjective. And sometimes I'm even me. I don't know if I'm a gerund, though, and I don't think it's a good idea to try and find that out."

Not spoiling.

Madrigal in Firefly: [T]he gun has yet to be replaced by the laser pistol, despite a number of working prototypes. If progression were logical, we'd all be in flying cars by now.

Aimée: And leather pants!

More Madrigal in Firefly:

River's fashion statement has always seemed to be "These are my clothes. I found them."

Salad Shooters! People named William! Bird puns!

Dana creating a diversion from a troll in Firefly. BWAH.

Herah, in Natter:

My grandmother fell in the dining room (tipped right over, walker and all) and lay there for two or three hours until my mother got home from work. She said it was a shame she hadn't fallen closer to the television; she could hear it but couldn't see it. Mom said it was a shame she hadn't fallen closer to the phone. My grandmother said, "Oh, I could reach the phone. But I knew you were coming, and I didn't want to bother you at work."

thessaly:

Actually, in this new computer age, I could have been making Victor up, using an alternate email, a couple proximate computers, and typing really fast

However, if I made him up, there would be no soup. And that would suck.

Wolfram, in Firefly (nonspoilery):

If Joss wrote an episode called test pattern with one hour of test pattern I'd watch the whole thing. Wouldn't love it though. I'd probably have to watch it a few times to get all the jokes.