You can do fake tags using the "t" quickedit.
Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram & Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy. Angel: I'm not little.
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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2002 10:39:34 am PST #1497 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 10:53:01 am PST #1498 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ooh, enlighten me, Jon! I love fake tags
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2002 11:16:45 am PST #1499 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
It's all in the link right above the posting box, but if you type
t fake tagwhere t is the first letter of a new line, it appears as
<fake tag>
Vortex - Dec 23, 2002 11:37:07 am PST #1500 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It's all in the link right above the posting box
well, yeah, but that's effort. t /sarcasm
yay, it worked!
Nilly - Dec 23, 2002 12:08:00 pm PST #1501 of 10000
Swouncing
Muppets LotR (slightly edited, I'm afraid):
victor infante: A Muppets' Lord of the Rings:
Kermit as Aragorn (of course)
Gonzo as Frodo
Fozzy as Sam
Animal as Golem (PRECIOUS! PREEECIOUS!!!)
Scooter & Robin as Pippen & Merry?
Ms. Havisham: (disturbing images of Gonzo wearing the Ring on his nose)
That leaves Miss Piggy for Arwen and Janice for Eowyn?
Who should the Swedish Chef be?
Elena: Miss Piggy would have to be Arwen; though it might be nice to have her play Eowyn, throwing herself at Aragorn and all.
victor infante: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Lord Elrond.
"We are going into the West. Bork. Bork. Bork."
And I take back Scooter. he should Boromir.
Matt the Bruins fan: So would Sam the Eagle be Gandalf, or would we go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman?
billytea: Who should the Swedish Chef be? Saruman! Can't you just see him shouting "A new power is rising! Fetch the boom-boom!"
Beverly: go the Stadtler & Waldorf route with Gandalf and Saruman? Yes, yes! But which is who? Does it matter?
Theodosia: I really want to see the Muppet horses of the Rohirrim.
And Mr. flea (yup, I'm catching up, but I laughed out loud at the Muppets-casting, so I couldn't wait):
really liked how they showed the split personality of Gollum. It figures he would develop one when he was down there all alone for so long. He didn't even have a volleyball.
Theodosia - Dec 23, 2002 1:05:14 pm PST #1502 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
shrift in Firefly:
It's kind of nifty to think of myself as a member of the Joss Army.
We're like the KISS Army, only without the moon boots, the adulation of Gene Simmons's extraordinarily long tongue, the willingness to watch concerts in silly 3-D glasses, and resembling nothing else in the KISS Army except for the extreme devotion thing and I think my simile got away from me.
Theodosia - Dec 23, 2002 1:07:52 pm PST #1503 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Tim Minear in Firefly:
You want me cheerful? You wouldn't like me when I'm cheerful.
John H - Dec 23, 2002 1:47:29 pm PST #1504 of 10000
Nilly, reflecting on becoming a word in her own right (and careful not to wake the sleeping Gerund Monster):
"um, yes, I'm a verb. I'm also a noun. On rare occasions, I'm used as an adjective. And sometimes I'm even me. I don't know if I'm a gerund, though, and I don't think it's a good idea to try and find that out."
Noumenon - Dec 23, 2002 5:15:05 pm PST #1505 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Not spoiling.
Madrigal in Firefly: [T]he gun has yet to be replaced by the laser pistol, despite a number of working prototypes. If progression were logical, we'd all be in flying cars by now.
Aimée: And leather pants!
Noumenon - Dec 23, 2002 5:16:12 pm PST #1506 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
More Madrigal in Firefly:
River's fashion statement has always seemed to be "These are my clothes. I found them."