And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Xander ,'End of Days'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 7:17:42 am PST #1424 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

It's not uncommon in Melbourne either.

It seems it's common everywhere except Watford, or possibly even everywhere except my family and friends. Well- learn something every day at Buffistas.


Dana - Dec 19, 2002 7:49:36 am PST #1425 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's said in Texas too.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2002 8:10:24 am PST #1426 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Bitches...

Beverly: disappearing again to deal with RL.

Rebecca Lizard: I'm really very cuddly once you get to know me. Or ply me with alcohol. Whatever.

FayJay: ....must....disable...automatic....Sam Gamgee...Overprotectiveness... Button...

</ killing everyone for having potential to try anything>


Anne W. - Dec 19, 2002 8:26:17 am PST #1427 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Natter

Let us not attribute to idiocy what can adequately be explained by something that looks like bubonic plague.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 9:03:38 am PST #1428 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Technology, in the midst of recommendations about falt-screen moniters:

Min: ...Spike is straddling one corner of the monitor ready to jump down and attack Angel with a candy cane right now...

JessPMoon: There should be a Buffista computer store where these kinds of accessories are standard.


billytea - Dec 19, 2002 9:14:15 am PST #1429 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Smallville:

Jen

Apparently the certification exam that I'll take next year to become a licensed RN is called the NCLEX.

I will never make it through this exam without peals of laughter.

Shawn:

Try not to slash your exam, dear.


Anne W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:14:48 am PST #1430 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Curse you, wee billytea! Beat me to it!


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:26:52 am PST #1431 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jess PMoon, in Previously -

Have you ever imagined what it would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?


Jessica - Dec 19, 2002 9:31:08 am PST #1432 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(To give credit where it's due, I didn't make that up, I just read it somewhere on the internet ages ago.)


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:40:09 am PST #1433 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Still funny.