(To give credit where it's due, I didn't make that up, I just read it somewhere on the internet ages ago.)
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Dec 19, 2002 9:31:08 am PST #1432 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:40:09 am PST #1433 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Still funny.
Susan W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:46:11 am PST #1434 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Pinwiz, spoilery for the S7 Big Bad:
This isn't just a simple Apocalypse, this is the Nokia Doritos Apocalyptic Super Bowl.
billytea - Dec 19, 2002 10:20:15 am PST #1435 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Shawn
How can I not be in love with a boy who ends an email message with a reference to A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again?!
Meara
You could not be in love with him if you were the Thing he's mentioning...
Betsy HP - Dec 19, 2002 10:43:07 am PST #1436 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Billytea in Bitches:
I googled 'frottage' and 'bonobo'. Sad to say I only got five hits, none of which actually appeared to link the two terms in any meaningful way. I can't help feeling that scientific research is being held back in a crucial area.
Elena - Dec 19, 2002 11:38:27 am PST #1437 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Firefly, Nou sassing back to somebody, I don't know who. (Raiphx, thanks Jon)
Raiphx
There's an amazing fellowship vibe going on at these boards, and I really want to be a part of it.
Nou:
The fellowship vibe was so last year. It's time to get started on your two towers vibe.
Jon B. - Dec 19, 2002 11:48:49 am PST #1438 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That was Raiphx.
Dana - Dec 19, 2002 12:25:23 pm PST #1439 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
In Natter:
Rio:
Hecubus, stop being such a RIM JOB, OK?
P.S. Why do I have to work today? HUH????
billytea:
I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that the correct answer is 'penance'.
billytea - Dec 19, 2002 1:29:52 pm PST #1440 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
An extended MM/Rio riff in Natter:
MM
Rio is just a kewt an' fwuffy widdle sweetums of a muffin-face. Yes she is! Yeeess she iiiisss!! Wuzza wuzza wuzza!
Sarameg
This thread just went from frightening and outrageous to terrifying and just bad and wrong with post 6605.
Rio
kills Buffistas
MM
BWAHAHAHAAA!!! My mastery of fear is now compl--
*ahem*
I mean, awww....don't be scawed. There's sunshine and daffodils and cutesy wutesy widdle kittens wid dere cutesy wutesy adowable widdle kitten faces, yes there are.
Rio
I may be fucking adorable, but I am also very SCARY and MEAN. OK????? Like a RACCOON!!
MM
You eat trash and scream in the trees?
John H
OK I skipped and skimmed. Why are we all insulting Rio?
Rio
YEAH GOOD FUCKING QUESTION
(quoting) You eat trash and scream in the trees?
WHY ARE WE ALL INSULTING RIO?
MM
You haven't answered my question...
Rio
It's not trash, MM, it's abandoned treasure. And it's not screaming, it's byooootiful moooosic.
juliana - Dec 19, 2002 2:53:37 pm PST #1441 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Re: USian afternoon CAPSLOCK silliness in Natter:
Theodosia:
I thought it was similar to one of those things where the cats gallop around the house with their tails all fluffed up. Only with capslocks.
Miracleman:
Now I'm trying to come up with an alphanumeric way to indicate that I am poinging sideways away from NOTHING WHATSOEVER and that my pupils are freakishly dilated to twice the size of my head.
It's a challenge. Maybe I need a different keyboard.