River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Anne W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:14:48 am PST #1430 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Curse you, wee billytea! Beat me to it!


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:26:52 am PST #1431 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jess PMoon, in Previously -

Have you ever imagined what it would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?


Jessica - Dec 19, 2002 9:31:08 am PST #1432 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(To give credit where it's due, I didn't make that up, I just read it somewhere on the internet ages ago.)


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:40:09 am PST #1433 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Still funny.


Susan W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:46:11 am PST #1434 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Pinwiz, spoilery for the S7 Big Bad:

This isn't just a simple Apocalypse, this is the Nokia Doritos Apocalyptic Super Bowl.


billytea - Dec 19, 2002 10:20:15 am PST #1435 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

Shawn

How can I not be in love with a boy who ends an email message with a reference to A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again?!

Meara

You could not be in love with him if you were the Thing he's mentioning...


Betsy HP - Dec 19, 2002 10:43:07 am PST #1436 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Billytea in Bitches:

I googled 'frottage' and 'bonobo'. Sad to say I only got five hits, none of which actually appeared to link the two terms in any meaningful way. I can't help feeling that scientific research is being held back in a crucial area.


Elena - Dec 19, 2002 11:38:27 am PST #1437 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Firefly, Nou sassing back to somebody, I don't know who. (Raiphx, thanks Jon)

Raiphx

There's an amazing fellowship vibe going on at these boards, and I really want to be a part of it.

Nou:

The fellowship vibe was so last year. It's time to get started on your two towers vibe.


Jon B. - Dec 19, 2002 11:48:49 am PST #1438 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That was Raiphx.


Dana - Dec 19, 2002 12:25:23 pm PST #1439 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In Natter:

Rio:

Hecubus, stop being such a RIM JOB, OK?

P.S. Why do I have to work today? HUH????

billytea:

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that the correct answer is 'penance'.