Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Anne W. - Dec 19, 2002 8:26:17 am PST #1427 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Natter

Let us not attribute to idiocy what can adequately be explained by something that looks like bubonic plague.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 9:03:38 am PST #1428 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Technology, in the midst of recommendations about falt-screen moniters:

Min: ...Spike is straddling one corner of the monitor ready to jump down and attack Angel with a candy cane right now...

JessPMoon: There should be a Buffista computer store where these kinds of accessories are standard.


billytea - Dec 19, 2002 9:14:15 am PST #1429 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Smallville:

Jen

Apparently the certification exam that I'll take next year to become a licensed RN is called the NCLEX.

I will never make it through this exam without peals of laughter.

Shawn:

Try not to slash your exam, dear.


Anne W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:14:48 am PST #1430 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Curse you, wee billytea! Beat me to it!


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:26:52 am PST #1431 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jess PMoon, in Previously -

Have you ever imagined what it would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?


Jessica - Dec 19, 2002 9:31:08 am PST #1432 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(To give credit where it's due, I didn't make that up, I just read it somewhere on the internet ages ago.)


DXMachina - Dec 19, 2002 9:40:09 am PST #1433 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Still funny.


Susan W. - Dec 19, 2002 9:46:11 am PST #1434 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Pinwiz, spoilery for the S7 Big Bad:

This isn't just a simple Apocalypse, this is the Nokia Doritos Apocalyptic Super Bowl.


billytea - Dec 19, 2002 10:20:15 am PST #1435 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

Shawn

How can I not be in love with a boy who ends an email message with a reference to A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again?!

Meara

You could not be in love with him if you were the Thing he's mentioning...


Betsy HP - Dec 19, 2002 10:43:07 am PST #1436 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Billytea in Bitches:

I googled 'frottage' and 'bonobo'. Sad to say I only got five hits, none of which actually appeared to link the two terms in any meaningful way. I can't help feeling that scientific research is being held back in a crucial area.