(definitely not spoilery, because it was in Previously, not Buffy)
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2002 3:02:21 pm PST #1405 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
bon bon - Dec 18, 2002 3:02:53 pm PST #1406 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That would explain my confusion.
meara - Dec 18, 2002 3:04:27 pm PST #1407 of 10000
It's re: Forrest's appearance in "Drumline". :) I was explaining his role:
then he's the anti-new-kid, the sectionleader who only wants what's best...blah blah you know the story.
Theodosia - Dec 18, 2002 3:21:37 pm PST #1408 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Discussion of TTT:
victor:
And you people have ruined me. There is slash everywhere!
Betsy
Now, now, it's just repressed British upper-class male bond...
er,um.
amyparker - Dec 18, 2002 7:43:07 pm PST #1409 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
Betsy, in Firefly t nonspoilery :
I pretty much file humanity under "Annoying and occasionally dangerous."
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 8:12:05 pm PST #1410 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, in Natter. Why? Because it's All About Emmett.
Emmett: "Hey, this package says 'David' on it."
Me: "Yeah, it's for me from my friend Steph."
Emmett: "If it has cookies in it will you share?"
Me: "Sure, but not every package has cookies in it."
Emmett: "Who would send a package that didn't have cookies in it?"
Tom Scola also got to hear Emmett's impassioned defense of the Malfoys ("They're not evil! They're just mean!") and a dissertation on how to touch your own brain and the pleasures that may afford. Then he pumped us for details about TTT in great detail. ("Tell me all the big monsters.")
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 18, 2002 8:20:08 pm PST #1411 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Buffy, non-spoilery, and I'm in there but I'm straight line girl. Not to be confused with straight girl. Er. More to the point:
Jen, I think: Spike is William with 100 years of carnage under his belt.
Me: They're not wholly separate beings, and they're very closely entwined, but they are not equal. Spike evolved from William. Spike is related to William, but William is not related to Spike.
BHP: Yes, but are their sides proportional and their angles equal, adding up to 180 degrees?
Daniel: "I am he is you are he is you are me and we are all together." -The Beatles.
BHP: "They all returned from him to you though they were mine before." -Lewis Carroll.
MM: "Yes, we have no bananas" - Really Annoying Song
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 18, 2002 9:05:01 pm PST #1412 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Elena, Sang Sacre:
When I was six, Santa gifted me with a Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop. You would fill these little, hollow people with Playdoh, sit them in a barber chair, and turn a crank that forced a plastic cylinder up their asses. This caused the Playdoh to rupture like little spaghetti snakes through the follicles drilled into their heads and gave them 'hair' which you would then cut and/or style as you fancied. Looking back, I can see that it's just a massive metaphor for sexual awakening; but at the time I just liked Playdoh, you know?
bon bon - Dec 18, 2002 11:17:44 pm PST #1413 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Madrigal:
As long as the remarks are about the show, and not stuff like, "Seth Green is such a dum motherfukker he made Willow gay and that made Jesis cry!!!" there's no real need to censor. (And yes, I chose to use SG for the hypothetical in case this does get quoted elsewhere, because he's the one ME guy I'm pretty sure I could take. I mean, he'd totally fit in my dryer, not that I'm planning anything.)
Really, it's "Jesis cry" that puts that Madrigalism over the edge.
Madrigal Costello - Dec 19, 2002 1:16:54 am PST #1414 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
("Jesis" began as an actual typo, but when I proofread the post, it just seemed to work better than the correct spelling.)