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Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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bon bon - Dec 06, 2002 2:47:40 pm PST #1185 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

John: I figure the Philipina housemaids will get down to stuff like "Boogie Oogie Oogie" by A Taste Of Honey with nostalgic glee, but my friends will get down ironically to the same songs.

Betsy: This I have to see. What, they're waving finger quotes as they boogie?

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John: This is reminding me of the time I was walking through the Queen Victoria Building with my old friend Jennifer, (the day we got drunk at lunchtime and went around to the Information Desks of all the big department stores and asked them "What's the capital of Brazil?") and I asked her "You know how people say, in dance songs 'wave your hands in the air like you just don't care'? How is that exactly? Could you do it for me, once with caring and once without?".

And she did. And it made sense to me. But it frightened some German tourists.

Java cat - Dec 06, 2002 3:07:45 pm PST #1186 of 10000

Not javachik

Kat: Classic Southern California Holiday image:

I drove back from the Christmas tree lot, with the top of the red Miata down. The tree was strapped into (with the seat belt!) the passenger seat.

Theodosia - Dec 06, 2002 3:47:09 pm PST #1187 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

I have no problem with Bill Gates reading my smut. Maybe he'll get some fashion tips.

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2002 12:39:18 am PST #1188 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Betsy in Firefly (probably general enough not to be a spoiler, but why take chances?):

I'm afraid I can never look at Inara greeting a client without thinking "Hah!You fool! You may think you get nookie, but actually you have to suffer through Celestial Seasonings! Next time, pick a less full-service provider!"

Beverly - Dec 07, 2002 1:07:20 am PST #1189 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also Betsy in Firefly:

So when do we start the Zoe's Bitch thread? Because I would totally tear the pages out of a book at her command.

Reema - Dec 07, 2002 4:31:26 am PST #1190 of 10000

I say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.

brenda m, in Firefly:

Ok, the Truth ads are annoying, but at least they're not just making stuff up out of the clear blue sky like the weed people.

There's a message in that somewhere.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 5:55:02 am PST #1191 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W in Firefly (very mildly spoilery):

Sometimes I think about a mercenary lying in his bunk...and then I go lie in my bunk myself.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 4:09:33 pm PST #1192 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat:

And honestly, I really don't give a shit so I'm confused as to why I am even arguing except that you must be hitting my Must Have the Last Word button. So I'll shut up now.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 6:42:41 pm PST #1193 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena, on Firefly (again):

I love this show so much. I want to feed it soup, give it a nice warm bath and then take it to my bunk and rub it for a while.

Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2002 10:00:41 pm PST #1194 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elena: Though if your folks are like mine they'll just say that they don't want anything. And someday that's what you'll get. Bastards.

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