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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2002 12:39:18 am PST #1188 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Betsy in Firefly (probably general enough not to be a spoiler, but why take chances?):

I'm afraid I can never look at Inara greeting a client without thinking "Hah!You fool! You may think you get nookie, but actually you have to suffer through Celestial Seasonings! Next time, pick a less full-service provider!"

Beverly - Dec 07, 2002 1:07:20 am PST #1189 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also Betsy in Firefly:

So when do we start the Zoe's Bitch thread? Because I would totally tear the pages out of a book at her command.

Reema - Dec 07, 2002 4:31:26 am PST #1190 of 10000

I say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.

brenda m, in Firefly:

Ok, the Truth ads are annoying, but at least they're not just making stuff up out of the clear blue sky like the weed people.

There's a message in that somewhere.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 5:55:02 am PST #1191 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W in Firefly (very mildly spoilery):

Sometimes I think about a mercenary lying in his bunk...and then I go lie in my bunk myself.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 4:09:33 pm PST #1192 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat:

And honestly, I really don't give a shit so I'm confused as to why I am even arguing except that you must be hitting my Must Have the Last Word button. So I'll shut up now.

Theodosia - Dec 07, 2002 6:42:41 pm PST #1193 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena, on Firefly (again):

I love this show so much. I want to feed it soup, give it a nice warm bath and then take it to my bunk and rub it for a while.

Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2002 10:00:41 pm PST #1194 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elena: Though if your folks are like mine they'll just say that they don't want anything. And someday that's what you'll get. Bastards.

Elena - Dec 07, 2002 10:06:07 pm PST #1195 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Sigh, Trudy, can you edit that last one to read "they'll just say that they don't want"

Noumenon - Dec 07, 2002 10:09:44 pm PST #1196 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

In Angel 1, wayback machine:

brenda m: She seemed a little Clark Kenty to me (though not in the porny sense.) But it could've just been the glasses.

Michele T.: Nothing to add here, just enjoying the fact that mentioning Clark Kent now needs a non-porniness disclaimer.

First apple pie, then Superman. What next?

Trudy Booth: Mom?!?!?!?

DavidS - Dec 07, 2002 10:24:02 pm PST #1197 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Firefly...

Allyson: Still getting no sex appeal vibe from Inara. She's still a block of wood.

Kat: Allyson, I totally disagree here. A block of wood has so much more sex appeal than Inara. After all a block of wood has potential. With perserverence and a little bit of luck it can one day grow up to be a carved dildo. Inara, nothing.

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