connie neil:
I have no problem with Bill Gates reading my smut. Maybe he'll get some fashion tips.
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connie neil:
I have no problem with Bill Gates reading my smut. Maybe he'll get some fashion tips.
Betsy in Firefly (probably general enough not to be a spoiler, but why take chances?):
I'm afraid I can never look at Inara greeting a client without thinking "Hah!You fool! You may think you get nookie, but actually you have to suffer through Celestial Seasonings! Next time, pick a less full-service provider!"
Also Betsy in Firefly:
So when do we start the Zoe's Bitch thread? Because I would totally tear the pages out of a book at her command.
brenda m, in Firefly:
Ok, the Truth ads are annoying, but at least they're not just making stuff up out of the clear blue sky like the weed people.
There's a message in that somewhere.
Susan W in Firefly (very mildly spoilery):
Sometimes I think about a mercenary lying in his bunk...and then I go lie in my bunk myself.
Kat:
And honestly, I really don't give a shit so I'm confused as to why I am even arguing except that you must be hitting my Must Have the Last Word button. So I'll shut up now.
Elena, on Firefly (again):
I love this show so much. I want to feed it soup, give it a nice warm bath and then take it to my bunk and rub it for a while.
Elena: Though if your folks are like mine they'll just say that they don't want anything. And someday that's what you'll get. Bastards.
Sigh, Trudy, can you edit that last one to read "they'll just say that they don't want"
In Angel 1, wayback machine:
brenda m: She seemed a little Clark Kenty to me (though not in the porny sense.) But it could've just been the glasses.
Michele T.: Nothing to add here, just enjoying the fact that mentioning Clark Kent now needs a non-porniness disclaimer.
First apple pie, then Superman. What next?
Trudy Booth: Mom?!?!?!?