Oh, and Clovis says: "zombies fine, but must be on leashes! and housetrained! shambling army of the undead part of the plan."
And then MM replies:
Clovis, you may want to re-think that. When I had my Army of the Undead, the biggest bitch of it was cleaning up all the damn parts that fell off.
And the arguments. "That's my spleen give it back." "Oh? It has your name on it? I don't see a name on it!" "Brrrraaaaaainnnnnssss".
Really not worth the hassle.
I've built a robotic Army of the Undead. Really it's just a refurbished Robotic Army, but I did some stuff with paint and liquid latex to make them look undead. Just as effective and less stinky.
Miracleman:
Oh, yeah. Honey, that reminds me; when are you going by Michael's again? Oh, and I gotta stop at Radio Shack.
See, I got this idea for one of those under-earth machines, the ones with the giant drill on the front, and I wanna make it look like a giant mole.
Sort of a surprise Xmas present for the Mole King and his Underworld Kingdom.
Aimée
NO.
Miracleman:
It's not for us. I'm not gonna keep it. It's for the Mole King. You remember him, he brought that nice casserole to St. Patrick's day a few years ago?
Aimée
NO.
Miracleman:
But honey...he gave me that plutonium last year for the Death Ray. Not his fault that it backfired and burned the carpet. I feel we owe him a tunneling machine.
Aimée
Then give him the dog.
Jilli in Natter:
There is never a fear of running out of glue gun sticks at the House of Reason. Or glitter or black feathers for that matter, but those just don't say "robotic Army of the Undead" somehow.
John H. explaining the wonders of technology:
Plus the extension on some servers is different to others, like .php or .php3.
Not ever ".pho" though, which I just typed. That's the extension for Vietnamese Noodle Soup.
DX, in Natter--
One of the items in my gold box today was:
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
and my first thought was this was what the BOC uses on those lonely nights when Spike isn't around.
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
Heh. I actually got to use this on the job when I did construction work. Well, it wasn't 7' - it was more like 4 or 5.
Pmoon in Bitches, on the wonders of Internet shopping:
And, okay, my Amazon search for "kinky sex" turned up this:
See "kinky sex" on Page 14 of Boltz Steel Furniture-Steel Style - 2002 mail- order catalog -- Steel Furniture
[There wasn't any, btw.]
Thessaly in Natter:
Yoga is a Goodness ™
Now, instead of wanting to torture insurance agents to a slow, bleeding demise, I want to kill them quickly for the Good of Mankind.
Namaste, motherfucker. :)
Discussions of music in Natter:
Betsy:"There are precisely eleven of those songs for which I can call up a snatch of the tune."
Hec: "Did you count "Pussy Control"?
