Pmoon in Bitches, on the wonders of Internet shopping:
And, okay, my Amazon search for "kinky sex" turned up this:
See "kinky sex" on Page 14 of Boltz Steel Furniture-Steel Style - 2002 mail- order catalog -- Steel Furniture
[There wasn't any, btw.]
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 9:34:54 pm PST #1165 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 9:41:21 pm PST #1166 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Thessaly in Natter:
Yoga is a Goodness ™ Now, instead of wanting to torture insurance agents to a slow, bleeding demise, I want to kill them quickly for the Good of Mankind.
Namaste, motherfucker. :)
Aims - Dec 05, 2002 9:56:43 pm PST #1167 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Discussions of music in Natter:
Betsy:"There are precisely eleven of those songs for which I can call up a snatch of the tune."
Hec: "Did you count "Pussy Control"?
DavidS - Dec 05, 2002 10:03:31 pm PST #1168 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Heh. Snatch. Pussy. Heh.
victor infante - Dec 05, 2002 10:07:40 pm PST #1169 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
BHP: You know that "dance like nobody's watching" thing? I can't do it.
Holli: I can! Of course, then everyone starts trying to keep me from swallowing my tongue. I have fun anyway.
Theodosia - Dec 06, 2002 5:17:04 am PST #1170 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Burrell:
I am suddenly the Queen of Queasy. What is that about? And, more importantly, when will my reign end?
Theodosia - Dec 06, 2002 5:49:16 am PST #1171 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard, on the shitty treatment Firefly has received:
I love Joss.
I also have the urge to go throttle Fox executives. If I kill them, I can take their place, right? Or is that just for Sith lords?
Theodosia - Dec 06, 2002 6:02:27 am PST #1172 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph L:
I think I'm going to bed before my membership card in the White Trash Society is validated.
Jessica - Dec 06, 2002 7:37:07 am PST #1173 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In BBaB:
John H: Just so you know, there isn't really an automatic conversion of bad HTML to ***, it's just that the unclosed quote swallows up everything on the page until it reaches another quote, and that just happened to be around the point where the Secret Celebrity Boyfriend Asterisks were.
Katie M: We have Secret Celebrity Boyfriend Asterisks?
See, I knew I was missing out by never going into programming. Of course, I also saved having to physically destroy any number of computers that weren't doing what I wanted them to, so I'm going to call it a net win.
Rebecca Lizard: Can some of the asterisks be Alyson Hannigan?
Noumenon: Yeah, like the asterisk I'd use when saying,
I haven't really been pursued by many desirable TV celebrities recently*
*except for Allyson Hannigan, and I don't really mind that.
Rebecca Lizard: She can't be your secret celebrity girlfriend, Nou, if you don't even spell her name right!
Noumenon: It's the Internet. It's caused me to spell "there" "their," after 24 years of doing it correctly, and now this. I see Allyson's name on the board every day, so it overwrote the correct spelling in my brain.
Rebecca Lizard: That's no excuse! I'm on the internet too, and I say it right.
Therefore, she is MINE.
I have impeccable logic.
Jessica - Dec 06, 2002 7:43:20 am PST #1174 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nattery goodness:
Theodesia: If you say amok (note spelling!) often enough, it loses all meaning.
erinaceous:This is my favorite linguistic concept. It's called 'semantic saturation.'
Surprisingly, it doesn't work for "fuck." Or I have never hit "often enough."
[edit: danke!]